A couple of good stories from my date tonight. So, I'm walking down the street with my date (first) and this lady approaches us and says "Good evening folks, I just got to this country and I am trying to get my green card but I need some money so that I can buy a phone card to call home, can you spare some change?"

Later, I'm at a wine bar (because that's what us libs do) with my date and she asks about the flights of wine (wine samplers). "What white flights do you recommend?" The baretender answers, "The Detroit is our most popular, but I recommend either the Atlanta or New Orleans."

Ha. Better than my date last week when my wife wanted to go out after the ECU game and I was too drunk to leave the porch.

(09-26-2014 10:49 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Ha. Better than my date last week when my wife wanted to go out after the ECU game and I was too drunk to leave the porch.

Hahaha! If I was a Pirate fan, I'd have been in the same state, my man.

(09-26-2014 11:00 PM)All Dukes_All Day Wrote:  

(09-26-2014 10:49 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Ha. Better than my date last week when my wife wanted to go out after the ECU game and I was too drunk to leave the porch.

Hahaha! If I was a Pirate fan, I'd have been in the same state, my man.

I don't even drink like that. Surprised myself. I mean, I challenged my grandpa to a wrestling match.

(09-26-2014 11:26 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  

(09-26-2014 11:00 PM)All Dukes_All Day Wrote:  

(09-26-2014 10:49 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Ha. Better than my date last week when my wife wanted to go out after the ECU game and I was too drunk to leave the porch.

Hahaha! If I was a Pirate fan, I'd have been in the same state, my man.

I don't even drink like that. Surprised myself. I mean, I challenged my grandpa to a wrestling match.

I challenged my 310 lb room mate to a match after a JMU win once (im about 170 soaking wet), been there.

Nomad, todays question is "Are you still in the doghouse with your wife and did gramps take the challenge and wrestle you?"

Dukes, did your room mate squash you?

(09-27-2014 06:15 AM)Crebman Wrote:  Nomad, todays question is "Are you still in the doghouse with your wife and did gramps take the challenge and wrestle you?"

Or, how did it feel to lose to Grandpa?

(09-27-2014 06:48 AM)GeorgeBorkFan Wrote:  

(09-27-2014 06:15 AM)Crebman Wrote:  Nomad, todays question is "Are you still in the doghouse with your wife and did gramps take the challenge and wrestle you?"

Or, how did it feel to lose to Grandpa?

(09-26-2014 10:43 PM)firmbizzle Wrote:  A couple of good stories from my date tonight. So, I'm walking down the street with my date (first) and this lady approaches us and says "Good evening folks, I just got to this country and I am trying to get my green card but I need some money so that I can buy a phone card to call home, can you spare some change?"

Later, I'm at a wine bar (because that's what us libs do) with my date and she asks about the flights of wine (wine samplers). "What white flights do you recommend?" The baretender answers, "The Detroit is our most popular, but I recommend either the Atlanta or New Orleans."

What's the guy doing as a bartender? He's a genius. Saturday Night Live could use a few writers who actually can write funny jokes.

Aahhh good times Nomad.

I spent the evening with family at JMU soccer game!

Good thing, ..no beggars or panhandlers on Furman's campus. $50k a year to go there.

(09-27-2014 06:15 AM)Crebman Wrote:  Nomad, todays question is "Are you still in the doghouse with your wife and did gramps take the challenge and wrestle you?"

Dukes, did your room mate squash you?

He just answered the challenge with "That's how the last man died" or something like that.

And I don't know if I was in the doghouse at all. We were at my parents house, so I slept on the couch anyway.

(09-26-2014 10:49 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Ha. Better than my date last week when my wife wanted to go out after the ECU game and I was too drunk to leave the porch.

Post of the day!

(09-26-2014 10:49 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Ha. Better than my date last week when my wife wanted to go out after the ECU game and I was too drunk to leave the porch.

If that had been UCF beating FSU or UF like that, I'd be drunk enough to light that damn couch on fire.

(09-28-2014 11:22 AM)UCF08 Wrote:  

(09-26-2014 10:49 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Ha. Better than my date last week when my wife wanted to go out after the ECU game and I was too drunk to leave the porch.

If that had been UCF beating FSU or UF like that, I'd be drunk enough to light that damn couch on fire.

Couch burner. We aren't like that.

Who knows? We've yet to win a couch-burning game yet IMO.

(09-28-2014 11:22 AM)UCF08 Wrote:  

(09-26-2014 10:49 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Ha. Better than my date last week when my wife wanted to go out after the ECU game and I was too drunk to leave the porch.

If that had been UCF beating FSU or UF like that, I'd be drunk enough to light that damn couch on fire.

Thing is, I knew we were going to blow the game out even we were down like 20-14 or something like that. But that ass-kicking was in a way that I didn't expect. And 70 is the ultimate slap in the face for a team.

No fanbase--not even State--deserves it more.