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Shy OSU's TFL lays some smack on Cincy. edit: Cincy responds! Shots fired.
http://thefakelantern.com/2014/09/23/sma...incinnati/

I still say it's not as bad as UNC (and NC state) fans talk down to us....

Go whoop some OSU ass.

Cincy response: http://cincinnatigrit.wordpress.com/2014...e-bullies/
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Cincy fires back!
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(09-24-2014 04:37 PM)ncbeta Wrote:  Cincy fires back!

Found this on the Scout Board:

O$U is like the spoiled rotten only girl born years after Mom and Dad stopped trying. After having three boys (first OU, then Miami, then UC) - almost as an afterthought - years later, the girl comes along in the guise of a farmer's college, and the parents spoil the poor thing. Before they know it she's been overfed, big, fat, obnoxious, and ugly.

Of course, she doesn't know it because Mom and Dad always tell her how pretty she is, despite the fact she's got an odor (Gordon Gee, Jim Tressel, Maurice Clarrett, Jim O'Brien, Randy Ayers, Andy Katzenmoyer, Art $chlichter, Reggie Germany...and the list goes on and on and on and on) and doesn't know when to stop eating (grossly overpaid presidents and administrators).

So you end up with this ugly, fat chick who wants more and more pie while all the brothers over perform to prop the family up. So the others do more with less, while the big, fat, ugly chick does less with more.

Year after year we pretend she's the Belle of the Ball, even though when it comes to playing ball she can't seem to win the prize, especially when it comes to competing against those pretty southern girls. And even when she finally does win, it's taken away because she sold herself to get a tramp stamp.

So the rest of the brothers hold their noses year after year and politely nod their heads as if what comes out of Columbus is actually good.

It's not.

It kind of sucks, actually.

So when our Bearcats come up to Columbus on Saturday, I'm guessing there will be a lot of fansof the brothers pulling for UC. O$U may be the most followed team in the state, but it's also the most hated.

And for good reason.

Go Bearcats.
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THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER READ!!!! YOU'VE GOT ME FEELING LIKE CALI_CAT WITH ALL OF THESE CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!


Seriously, I didn't know Ohio, Miami and UC each have a half-century or more on OSU. That's crazy.

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Ohio State....no class. Never has had class, never will have class. They are legends in their own mind. It's sad but I admit, I get pleasure watching them curb stomped in their big bowls games, and esp against the SEC.

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(09-24-2014 05:29 PM)BearcatsUC Wrote:  
(09-24-2014 04:37 PM)ncbeta Wrote:  Cincy fires back!

Found this on the Scout Board:

O$U is like the spoiled rotten only girl born years after Mom and Dad stopped trying. After having three boys (first OU, then Miami, then UC) - almost as an afterthought - years later, the girl comes along in the guise of a farmer's college, and the parents spoil the poor thing. Before they know it she's been overfed, big, fat, obnoxious, and ugly.

Of course, she doesn't know it because Mom and Dad always tell her how pretty she is, despite the fact she's got an odor (Gordon Gee, Jim Tressel, Maurice Clarrett, Jim O'Brien, Randy Ayers, Andy Katzenmoyer, Art $chlichter, Reggie Germany...and the list goes on and on and on and on) and doesn't know when to stop eating (grossly overpaid presidents and administrators).

So you end up with this ugly, fat chick who wants more and more pie while all the brothers over perform to prop the family up. So the others do more with less, while the big, fat, ugly chick does less with more.

Year after year we pretend she's the Belle of the Ball, even though when it comes to playing ball they can't seem to win the prize, especially when it comes to competing against those pretty southern girls. And even when she finally does win, it's taken away because she sold herself to get a tramp stamp.

So the rest of the brothers hold their noses year after year and politely nod their heads as if what comes out of Columbus is actually good.

It's not.

It kind of sucks, actually.

So when our Bearcats come up to Columbus on Saturday, I'm guessing there will be a lot of fansof the brothers pulling for UC. O$U may be the most followed team in the state, but it's also the most hated.

And for good reason.

Go Bearcats.

This is why I love college athletics.
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Go beatem cincy!! We are all behind you. Take down the evil empire of Ohio!!

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(09-24-2014 12:57 PM)ncbeta Wrote:  http://thefakelantern.com/2014/09/23/sma...incinnati/

I still say it's not as bad as UNC (and NC state) fans talk down to us....

Go whoop some OSU ass.

Cincy response: http://cincinnatigrit.wordpress.com/2014...e-bullies/

thefakelatern.com thanks you for quadrupling their number of hits...
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This game reminds me of a ECU v s NCSU or UNC game. You can't beat them by enough points. I'll definitely want to see you guys cut them down to size.
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(09-24-2014 06:39 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  This game reminds me of a ECU v s NCSU or UNC game. You can't beat them by enough points. I'll definitely want to see you guys cut them down to size.

yeah...except UNC/NCST are not football blue bloods. Little bit different.
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(09-24-2014 06:59 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  
(09-24-2014 06:39 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  This game reminds me of a ECU v s NCSU or UNC game. You can't beat them by enough points. I'll definitely want to see you guys cut them down to size.

yeah...except UNC/NCST are not football blue bloods. Little bit different.

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When UC entered the BE and started winning, I think there was a little genuine concern by big state up north. No, UC was not pilfering their recruits. But they were on a few short lists. UC was beating other B10 schools for recruits. O$U does not recruit Cincy well. They do own the rest of the state for the most part.

I would absolutely love to see a T A&M type situation where UC can get in a good conference and start to make some serious noise and take some market share and shine off of big state.

(I don't have much against OSU or Columbus, but man their t-shirt fans are
loud and annoying).
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You guys do realize that this is from something called, "The Fake Lantern." The real Lantern is the student newspaper. I'd never heard of the Fake Lantern before, but the first article on the front page reads, "High St. Drifter Delivers Poignant TED Talk To Mailbox," and it's followed shortly by, "Advice: Welcome Week Pickup Lines"
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(09-24-2014 08:41 PM)ohio1317 Wrote:  You guys do realize that this is from something called, "The Fake Lantern." The real Lantern is the student newspaper. I'd never heard of the Fake Lantern before, but the first article on the front page reads, "High St. Drifter Delivers Poignant TED Talk To Mailbox," and it's followed shortly by, "Advice: Welcome Week Pickup Lines"

I do need some new pick up lines
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I'll be pulling for UC
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(09-24-2014 08:41 PM)ohio1317 Wrote:  You guys do realize that this is from something called, "The Fake Lantern." The real Lantern is the student newspaper. I'd never heard of the Fake Lantern before, but the first article on the front page reads, "High St. Drifter Delivers Poignant TED Talk To Mailbox," and it's followed shortly by, "Advice: Welcome Week Pickup Lines"

There's a difference?
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. You’re a bear, but you’re a cat. You’re as far south as you can be while being north. Your basketball program is (relatively) good; your football program is not. Your skyline is pretty nice, but your Skyline is the work of cruel intestinal saboteurs



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(09-24-2014 06:39 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  This game reminds me of a ECU v s NCSU or UNC game. You can't beat them by enough points. I'll definitely want to see you guys cut them down to size.

Similar but we never get a return game at home. We had one game at PBS, but will end up playing maybe 6/7 games, in a so called series, at their stadium.
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I'm way more offended at people that don't "get" Skyline than people who don't like our football team.
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