(09-24-2014 04:37 PM)ncbeta Wrote: Cincy fires back!
Found this on the Scout Board:
O$U is like the spoiled rotten only girl born years after Mom and Dad stopped trying. After having three boys (first OU, then Miami, then UC) - almost as an afterthought - years later, the girl comes along in the guise of a farmer's college, and the parents spoil the poor thing. Before they know it she's been overfed, big, fat, obnoxious, and ugly.
Of course, she doesn't know it because Mom and Dad always tell her how pretty she is, despite the fact she's got an odor (Gordon Gee, Jim Tressel, Maurice Clarrett, Jim O'Brien, Randy Ayers, Andy Katzenmoyer, Art $chlichter, Reggie Germany...and the list goes on and on and on and on) and doesn't know when to stop eating (grossly overpaid presidents and administrators).
So you end up with this ugly, fat chick who wants more and more pie while all the brothers over perform to prop the family up. So the others do more with less, while the big, fat, ugly chick does less with more.
Year after year we pretend she's the Belle of the Ball, even though when it comes to playing ball she can't seem to win the prize, especially when it comes to competing against those pretty southern girls. And even when she finally does win, it's taken away because she sold herself to get a tramp stamp.
So the rest of the brothers hold their noses year after year and politely nod their heads as if what comes out of Columbus is actually good.
It's not.
It kind of sucks, actually.
So when our Bearcats come up to Columbus on Saturday, I'm guessing there will be a lot of fansof the brothers pulling for UC. O$U may be the most followed team in the state, but it's also the most hated.
And for good reason.
Go Bearcats.