(08-27-2014 10:51 AM)UofMemphis Wrote:  

(08-27-2014 10:48 AM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  

(08-27-2014 10:32 AM)UofMemphis Wrote:  

(08-27-2014 10:20 AM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  

(08-27-2014 10:14 AM)UofMemphis Wrote:  I've never gone for a fresh wax...if hair needs removing, I have a razor.

Then why did you get so defensive about that guy?

"The dude being paid money to appear in a TV ad?"

That's defensive? wow, man the F up.

You got mad that I made fun of that guy. Which makes it look like you relate to that guy. Now you are even madder.

I find your attempt at deflection humorous...I ask again:

"The dude being paid money to appear in a TV ad?"

That's defensive?

Why do you always get so mad over nothing at all?

(08-28-2014 12:57 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Landing strips are fine, clean shaven women bits have a better flavor however.

I figure if I'm going to wax anything then it may as well all come off. I have a standing appointment with one of the local Brazilian places here on the 4th Friday of every month.

(08-28-2014 03:12 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  HA! BucFyre seems extremely down to earth so I seriously doubt you would have upset her

Thank you. I have been on sports boards (rivals.com, etc) for over a decade. I'm used to the shenanigans at this point.

(08-28-2014 03:33 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  Ah, you must be referring to the best part of a BJ, the 5 wonderful minutes of silence. Yes, I have no shame...

Only 5 minutes? Slow down Quickdraw.

Clean shave.. Only my face.. Will I thin out, yea... Especially with my job, the less hair in some places tends to make it cooler.. But I don't want to walk around acting like a rapper and having to grab my crotch every 10 minutes cause it itches. Even forests get thinned out and not completely cut down.

(08-29-2014 07:36 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-28-2014 12:57 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Landing strips are fine, clean shaven women bits have a better flavor however.

I figure if I'm going to wax anything then it may as well all come off. I have a standing appointment with one of the local Brazilian places here on the 4th Friday of every month.

(08-28-2014 03:12 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  HA! BucFyre seems extremely down to earth so I seriously doubt you would have upset her

Thank you. I have been on sports boards (rivals.com, etc) for over a decade. I'm used to the shenanigans at this point.

(08-28-2014 03:33 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  Ah, you must be referring to the best part of a BJ, the 5 wonderful minutes of silence. Yes, I have no shame...

Only 5 minutes? Slow down Quickdraw.

You're a well organized woman with good taste



Poor TigerBlue, he set himself up for that one

I picture Buc being like Michelle from American Pie.. Seems so innocent and nice, until you get in the bed, then that freak comes out..

(08-29-2014 09:40 AM)gdunn Wrote:  I picture Buc being like Michelle from American Pie.. Seems so innocent and nice, until you get in the bed, then that freak comes out..

Well I was in the band

But no...I'm not sure anyone that knows me would consider me innocent. I hope they think I'm nice though.

(08-29-2014 09:33 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Poor TigerBlue, he set himself up for that one

I rise (no pun intended) in defense of tigerblue -- even though I also figured he had just walked into a mine field.

we're talking about a monica here, not your standard JFK. so, first of all, there is such a thing as monica skills so awesome that the whole stamina issue goes out the window. not to mention the fact that there really isn't a reason to hold out any longer than is absolutely necessary, since, in my experience, chicks mouths don't have orgasms --- no matter how awesome your clenis skills are. the point is that reciprocity simply doesn't apply to a monica.

also, if you just refuse to finish in a timely fashion during a monica, it just pisses off (again, no pun intended) the monica giver, and diminishes the chances of the next monica. especially if you don't give clear warning of crossing the finish line.

so, in conclusion (again, no pun intended), extending the monica session unnecessarily is in no one's interest.

of course, your mileage may vary.

(08-29-2014 09:41 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:40 AM)gdunn Wrote:  I picture Buc being like Michelle from American Pie.. Seems so innocent and nice, until you get in the bed, then that freak comes out..

Well I was in the band

But no...I'm not sure anyone that knows me would consider me innocent. I hope they think I'm nice though.

Hey, I know, you're a high flying warrior!

(08-29-2014 09:50 AM)EagleX Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:33 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Poor TigerBlue, he set himself up for that one

I rise (no pun intended) in defense of tigerblue -- even though I also figured he had just walked into a mine field.

we're talking about a monica here, not your standard JFK. so, first of all, there is such a thing as monica skills so awesome that the whole stamina issue goes out the window. not to mention the fact that there really isn't a reason to hold out any longer than is absolutely necessary, since, in my experience, chicks mouths don't have orgasms --- no matter how awesome your clenis skills are. the point is that reciprocity simply doesn't apply to a monica.

also, if you just refuse to finish in a timely fashion during a monica, it just pisses off (again, no pun intended) the monica giver, and diminishes the chances of the next monica. especially if you don't give clear warning of crossing the finish line.

so, in conclusion (again, no pun intended), extending the monica session unnecessarily is in no one's interest.

of course, your mileage may vary.

I like your explanation, the BJ was likely overlooked

(08-29-2014 09:55 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:41 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:40 AM)gdunn Wrote:  I picture Buc being like Michelle from American Pie.. Seems so innocent and nice, until you get in the bed, then that freak comes out..

Well I was in the band

But no...I'm not sure anyone that knows me would consider me innocent. I hope they think I'm nice though.

Hey, I know, you're a high flying warrior!

Nah...I'm half-Mexican...I'm not that pale

(08-29-2014 09:50 AM)EagleX Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:33 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Poor TigerBlue, he set himself up for that one

I rise (no pun intended) in defense of tigerblue -- even though I also figured he had just walked into a mine field.

we're talking about a monica here, not your standard JFK. so, first of all, there is such a thing as monica skills so awesome that the whole stamina issue goes out the window. not to mention the fact that there really isn't a reason to hold out any longer than is absolutely necessary, since, in my experience, chicks mouths don't have orgasms --- no matter how awesome your clenis skills are. the point is that reciprocity simply doesn't apply to a monica.

also, if you just refuse to finish in a timely fashion during a monica, it just pisses off (again, no pun intended) the monica giver, and diminishes the chances of the next monica. especially if you don't give clear warning of crossing the finish line.

so, in conclusion (again, no pun intended), extending the monica session unnecessarily is in no one's interest.

of course, your mileage may vary.

This completely depends on the giver, imo.

(08-29-2014 10:02 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:50 AM)EagleX Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:33 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Poor TigerBlue, he set himself up for that one

I rise (no pun intended) in defense of tigerblue -- even though I also figured he had just walked into a mine field.

we're talking about a monica here, not your standard JFK. so, first of all, there is such a thing as monica skills so awesome that the whole stamina issue goes out the window. not to mention the fact that there really isn't a reason to hold out any longer than is absolutely necessary, since, in my experience, chicks mouths don't have orgasms --- no matter how awesome your clenis skills are. the point is that reciprocity simply doesn't apply to a monica.

also, if you just refuse to finish in a timely fashion during a monica, it just pisses off (again, no pun intended) the monica giver, and diminishes the chances of the next monica. especially if you don't give clear warning of crossing the finish line.

so, in conclusion (again, no pun intended), extending the monica session unnecessarily is in no one's interest.

of course, your mileage may vary.

This completely depends on the giver, imo.

indeed, but not the way you probably intended. if I go on for 45 minutes, that just means that your monica skills, um, suck. (pun totally intended) ( <--- pun totally intended, again)*

*fell into my trap. tables turned. touchdown, eaglex!

(08-29-2014 10:12 AM)EagleX Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 10:02 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:50 AM)EagleX Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:33 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Poor TigerBlue, he set himself up for that one

I rise (no pun intended) in defense of tigerblue -- even though I also figured he had just walked into a mine field.

we're talking about a monica here, not your standard JFK. so, first of all, there is such a thing as monica skills so awesome that the whole stamina issue goes out the window. not to mention the fact that there really isn't a reason to hold out any longer than is absolutely necessary, since, in my experience, chicks mouths don't have orgasms --- no matter how awesome your clenis skills are. the point is that reciprocity simply doesn't apply to a monica.

also, if you just refuse to finish in a timely fashion during a monica, it just pisses off (again, no pun intended) the monica giver, and diminishes the chances of the next monica. especially if you don't give clear warning of crossing the finish line.

so, in conclusion (again, no pun intended), extending the monica session unnecessarily is in no one's interest.

of course, your mileage may vary.

This completely depends on the giver, imo.

indeed, but not the way you probably intended. if I go on for 45 minutes, that just means that your monica skills, um, suck. (pun totally intended) ( <--- pun totally intended, again)*

*fell into my trap. tables turned. touchdown, eaglex!

Well played, sir. I'm not saying 45 minutes. I'm just saying I prefer to escalate at a gradual pace.

(08-29-2014 09:58 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:55 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:41 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:40 AM)gdunn Wrote:  I picture Buc being like Michelle from American Pie.. Seems so innocent and nice, until you get in the bed, then that freak comes out..

Well I was in the band

But no...I'm not sure anyone that knows me would consider me innocent. I hope they think I'm nice though.

Hey, I know, you're a high flying warrior!

Nah...I'm half-Mexican...I'm not that pale

So is my ex-wife lol... She wasn't that pale either... How about this:




holy crap, that actually looks like my ex

(08-29-2014 10:18 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:58 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:55 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:41 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 09:40 AM)gdunn Wrote:  I picture Buc being like Michelle from American Pie.. Seems so innocent and nice, until you get in the bed, then that freak comes out..

Well I was in the band

But no...I'm not sure anyone that knows me would consider me innocent. I hope they think I'm nice though.

Hey, I know, you're a high flying warrior!

Nah...I'm half-Mexican...I'm not that pale

So is my ex-wife lol... She wasn't that pale either... How about this:




holy crap, that actually looks like my ex

Hahaha now that's more like it!

(08-29-2014 10:51 AM)BucFyre Wrote:  

(08-29-2014 10:18 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

Hahaha now that's more like it!

FCK YEAH!