If your backyard smells like dog mess, you might be a conservative

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If your house smells like Precious peed your carpet, (or your bed) you might be a liberal.

If you ever laughed at a liberal.

(08-31-2014 07:34 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  If you've never purchased Floss before, you might be a conservative

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If you buy floss to tie around a hamster to shove up your life partners rectum, you might be a liberal.

If you are such a paranoid pu$$y that you need to make "you might be a liberal" posts in a thread titled "you might a conservatives" than you ARE a conservative...

If you are obsessed with gay and black people..........you might be a conservative.

Mad props to Fitbud for keeping this going!

Drive your car off the cliff as your GPS says "go left"

Refuse to call business deal a "partnership"

Think the free market will stop California wildfires

In response to a bartender who asks "Draft or bottle?" you say "I'll avoid the draft"

Order "Freedom fries, NOT french fries!" at the drive in

Only like the beginning of A Christmas Carol

Are a neo confederate because you hate Unions

Sold all your investments because your broker called them "shares"

Tore up your son's kite to prove to him wind power can't work

Think a virgin birth and resurrection from the dead makes perfect sense, but carbon trapping heat in the atmosphere is a lie from the pit of hell!

Don't think.

Vote for the guy who keeps millionaires' taxes low because after this next Powerball drawing that will be YOU!

You, your wife and your mistresses all agree gay marriage poses a serious threat to your own marriage.

Every Tuesday you bring your "Keep your government hands off my Medicare!" sign to join these fun guys:

Quote:Think a virgin birth and resurrection from the dead makes perfect sense, but carbon trapping heat in the atmosphere is a lie from the pit of hell!

Although I'm not a believer in AGW, that is funny.

(09-01-2014 09:42 PM)Cali_Cat Wrote:  If you are such a paranoid pu$$y that you need to make "you might be a liberal" posts in a thread titled "you might a conservatives" than you ARE a conservative...

If you're a product of common core, you're more than likely a liberal.

If Billy Joe Jim Bob is the name of only one person in your family. .. You might be a conservative.

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Were fired as a cashier because you couldn't handle "change."

Thanked a black person for his service after watching 12 Years a Slave

Lament being an "equity" partner

Only use white colored pencils

Mocked a kid with cancer for wanting hope, change

Foreclosed on your daughter's doll house

(09-03-2014 08:43 PM)Max Power Wrote:  Were fired as a cashier because you couldn't handle "change."

Thanked a black person for his service after watching 12 Years a Slave

Lament being an "equity" partner

Only use white colored pencils

Mocked a kid with cancer for wanting hope, change

Foreclosed on your daughter's doll house

You ever gonna give credit to wherever you're stealing these from?

If you think more than one wife is a good thing. .. You might be a conservative.

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