Live! From "Drown-A-BROwNCOw Canoe Livery," it's CE and friends (CHEE-TAH, BAD CHAD, REPO-BOY, TARZAN, DARWIN, TIC, HAWK, 80ARROWSUPYOURASS, J-P Sartre, and CMF), and our guest jester, Brian Brunner!
CE: Welcome, Brian! As one of CMU's greatest backup quarterbacks, please, have a BROwNCOw smor!
BB: Thanks, CE, you guys not only drown them, you eat them as well.
CE: Hell yes, Brian, we never miss an opportunity to punk & chunk a BROwNCOw!
BB: Well, CE, your rep in Mt. Pleasant is legendary, and I'm happy to say, still intact (as witnessed by the 200+ revelers this past weekend). Students still try and replicate your "Breakfast of Champions" snow sculpture. And I have to say, I've never met anyone from CMU that was on social and academic probation concurrently, until now.
CE: Yeah, well, those days are behind me, Brian, but the real reason I invited you to our campfire gathering is to learn exactly what occurred between you and that dip$hit from Kalamacrapity, during the recruiting process.
BB: Well, it's really quite simple. I got a email from a person, who was obviously deranged, attempting to dissuade me from signing with CMU. I knew he was psychotic from the get go, so to appease him, I invited him over to Madame "CHImPclit's Pfhuck Dungeon" for some "socializing."
Now, as you well know, CE, Madame CHImPclit's girls start at $300. But, dip$hit, only had $20 on him. Apparently, he likes your goats better, CE.
CE: More like that's all he can afford.
BB: LOFL! Yeah, that too. Anyway, Madame CHImPclit starts getting in my face about bringing this lowlife into her establishment. So, I used your name as a reference, and she replied, "Okay, Brian, I just had one of the girls die last night, but dip$hit can have her for $20." So, dip$hit goes up and returns twenty minutes later, saying, "Hey, that was pretty good, I could move her around in different positions, and there really wasn't any resistance of any kind. I would like to mention, though, that she did have a bit of a runny nose." Madame CHImPclit chimed in, "Oh, that's not a runny nose, that's just her way of telling us that she's full."
CHImPS around the campfire:
