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So, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Anyway?
What is their purpose?

I understand objectively why they're there. (During the embryonic stage, prior to the testosterone wash the baby coulda been a female). But, the question remains...

Why did evolution, or God (whichever you believe) make the process to cause men to have nipples?
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Have we really fallen this far?

Will you be sober for work/school tomorrow?

Now go contemplate your navel.
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(08-17-2014 03:52 PM)SumOfAllFears Wrote:  Have we really fallen this far?

Will you be sober for work/school tomorrow?

Now go contemplate your navel.

Typical GOP way. Just ignore important questions and live in the dark...07-coffee3
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RE: So, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Anyway?
Because we can breastfeed if necessary.

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RE: So, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Anyway?
(08-17-2014 04:01 PM)Cali_Cat Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 03:52 PM)SumOfAllFears Wrote:  Have we really fallen this far?

Will you be sober for work/school tomorrow?

Now go contemplate your navel.

Typical GOP way. Just ignore important questions and live in the dark...07-coffee3

Quit whining.
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RE: So, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Anyway?
(08-17-2014 04:01 PM)Cali_Cat Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 03:52 PM)SumOfAllFears Wrote:  Have we really fallen this far?

Will you be sober for work/school tomorrow?

Now go contemplate your navel.

Typical GOP way. Just ignore important questions and live in the dark...07-coffee3

This is an important question?
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(08-17-2014 03:23 PM)G-Man Wrote:  What is their purpose?

I understand objectively why they're there. (During the embryonic stage, prior to the testosterone wash the baby coulda been a female). But, the question remains...

Why did evolution, or God (whichever you believe) make the process to cause men to have nipples?

Why do women have orgasms? They serve no purpose for women.
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(08-17-2014 04:53 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 03:23 PM)G-Man Wrote:  What is their purpose?

I understand objectively why they're there. (During the embryonic stage, prior to the testosterone wash the baby coulda been a female). But, the question remains...

Why did evolution, or God (whichever you believe) make the process to cause men to have nipples?

Why do women have orgasms? They serve no purpose for women.

So, they'll let men have orgasms.
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(08-17-2014 04:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Because we can breastfeed if necessary.

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Are you serious??? Or have you been watching Fox?



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(08-17-2014 04:53 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 03:23 PM)G-Man Wrote:  What is their purpose?

I understand objectively why they're there. (During the embryonic stage, prior to the testosterone wash the baby coulda been a female). But, the question remains...

Why did evolution, or God (whichever you believe) make the process to cause men to have nipples?

Why do women have orgasms? They serve no purpose for women.

women have orgasms? srsly?

(I kid, I kid)
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RE: So, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Anyway?
(08-17-2014 04:01 PM)Cali_Cat Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 03:52 PM)SumOfAllFears Wrote:  Have we really fallen this far?

Will you be sober for work/school tomorrow?

Now go contemplate your navel.

Typical GOP way. Just ignore important questions and live in the dark...07-coffee3

coffee guy!

yeah, if we don't get this male nipple thing figured out, I'm positive that the planet spins out of it's orbit and crashes into the sun.
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RE: So, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Anyway?
I don't know, but I went to a strip club up in Tulsa last night and have bite marks on my right one.
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(08-17-2014 06:20 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  I don't know, but I went to a strip club up in Tulsa last night and have bite marks on my right one.

Odd, it's usually my wallet that's had a bite taken out of it when I get home from a strip club.
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(08-17-2014 06:25 PM)EagleX Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 06:20 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  I don't know, but I went to a strip club up in Tulsa last night and have bite marks on my right one.

Odd, it's usually my wallet that's had a bite taken out of it when I get home from a strip club.

That too. 04-cheers
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RE: So, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Anyway?
(08-17-2014 06:20 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  I don't know, but I went to a strip club up in Tulsa last night and have bite marks on my right one.

The guys were a little too rough on you, huh? 04-cheers
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(08-17-2014 06:41 PM)Cali_Cat Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 06:20 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  I don't know, but I went to a strip club up in Tulsa last night and have bite marks on my right one.

The guys were a little too rough on you, huh? 04-cheers

This wasn't your club.
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(08-17-2014 04:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Because we can breastfeed if necessary.

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No "we" can't. Leave me the fck out of that.07-coffee3
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(08-17-2014 08:19 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 04:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Because we can breastfeed if necessary.

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No "we" can't. Leave me the fck out of that.07-coffee3

actually you can.
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RE: So, Why Do Men Have Nipples, Anyway?
(08-17-2014 08:21 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 08:19 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 04:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Because we can breastfeed if necessary.

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No "we" can't. Leave me the fck out of that.07-coffee3

actually you can.

ability has nothing to do with my comment.
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(08-17-2014 06:41 PM)Cali_Cat Wrote:  
(08-17-2014 06:20 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  I don't know, but I went to a strip club up in Tulsa last night and have bite marks on my right one.

The guys were a little too rough on you, huh? 04-cheers

So Okla mentions that he went to a strip club and the first thing that comes to your mind are naked guys?
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