Follow this simple flowchart* from
OutKickTheCoverage to determine if you should be a fan of an SEC team:
1. Did you graduate high school? No -> root for: Alabama
2. Do you like basketball more than football? Yes -> Kentucky
3. Are you from Arkansas? Yes -> Arkansas
4. Is it important that your head coach be sane? No -> LSU
5. Does it bother you if some of the players can't read? Yes -> Vandy
6. Would you rather party than win? Yes -> Ole Miss
7. Does anything before 2005 matter? No -> S Carolina
8. Are you ok if half the team is arrested every Summer? Yes -> Georgia
9. Have you ever purchased a jug with XXX on it? Yes -> Tennessee
10. Are you willing to attend cheerleading practice? Yes -> Texas AM
11. Are jean shorts acceptable clothes? Yes -> Florida
12. Are you OK if your team finds strange ways to lose? Yes -> Mizzou
13. If you could buy the best player for $180k, would you? No -> MSU
14. Do you find yourself surrounded by idiots in your state and you worry about the safety of your plants, animals, and family? Yes -> Auburn
If not, you have no business rooting for ANY SEC team.
* some of you may immediately see the fallacy in asking SEC fans to follow a simple flowchart. Let's pretend...
