New game here, to play off Jeff Foxworthy. I'll start.

If you put fruit in your beer...
If you have a nose ring...
If you are enjoy watching a soccer game between Estonia and Maldova broadcast in Spanish...
If you have taken an HIV/AIDS test...
If you are a hairy woman or a hairless man...

If your hair is pink and your poontang is brown...
If you either have no dad or you have multiple dads...
If you know how to work an EBT card...

If you believe in compassion when it comes to illegal immigrants but are OK with the wanton murder of unborn Americans

If you prefer high dollar education over common sense, or
If you think a person is a hateful bigot for disagreeing with gay marriage, you're DEFINITELY a liberal.

Think Bill Mahar is funny
Get your news from Comedy Central
Tell everyone you are a moderate

...if you call making healthy adults wards of the state "compassionate".

Think babies should die, but convicted murderers should live.

Own an Obama Phone.

Think your health insurance under Obamacare is better than what you previously had.

If your eyes are red and your teeth are yellow...

You might be a liberal if you think your 2 year old boy is a girl on the inside

If you're offended by the Washington Redskins...

If your jewelry is made of hemp and your food and drink is made of soy...

... you might be a liberal

Believe its perfectly logical to use a sidewalk to take a dump.

Be the keynote speaker at a global warming conference and fly there in a private jet, then complete the journey in an 80 foot stretch limo.

Believe that global warming killed all the polar bears at the South Pole.

(08-07-2014 11:51 AM)UofMstateU Wrote:  Believe its perfectly logical to use a sidewalk to take a dump.

Be the keynote speaker at a global warming conference and fly there in a private jet, then complete the journey in an 80 foot stretch limo.

Believe that global warming killed all the polar bears at the South Pole.

Nice

If homeless humans can schit on your lawn, but dogs better not...

If you have a degree in a Fine Arts but think you know more about other sciences than experts in that field.

Honest law abiding gun owners frighten you but the young misunderstood gang banger with an illegal pistol or assault rifle doesn't.

If you start calling Global Warming "Climate Change" and Obamacare the "ACA..."

damn, we might have to sticky this thread. good stuff....

If you get raped by a black man, and then blame the white men....

If it's fine and dandy for an illegal immigrant to kill innocent citizens, but a legal citizen had better not defend himself if attacked.