texasbronco1
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Puns for today
These are pretty punny:
When chemists die, apparently they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, you know urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro...what a rip off!
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08-05-2014 01:47 PM |
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