(07-31-2014 03:10 PM)bevotex Wrote:  

(07-31-2014 12:10 PM)GrayBeard Wrote:  

(07-31-2014 09:30 AM)bevotex Wrote:  So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

Which Fish Market location? I was at the one in San Mateo yesterday for lunch after a meeting. I was very impressed with the Crusted Rainbow Trout.

San Jose, on Blossem hill rd

You should've squirted her with a few lemon wedges....BO is the worst. I hate it. Brings up a bad but funny memory.

One time I was running out the door in 8th grade and forgot to put deo on. I grabbed it out of my gym bag and when I opened it, it crumpled out onto the pavement. I thought "crap...this is going to be a rough day." I forgot we were supposed to take a computer proficiency test that day- one that determined whether or not we'd go to HS. So before I could ask a friend to borrow some spray, or anything- I found myself starting this test. I was sweating bullets when my grouchy old teacher came behind me and whispered in my ear "I think it's about time for you to start wearing deodorant." The people around me heard her.

Next thing I know the test is over and she makes an announcement to my class "ladies and gentleman...you're getting to that age where your bodies are changing....blah blah blah, deodorant, deodorant, deodorant."

Very embarrassing.

(07-31-2014 03:13 PM)GrayBeard Wrote:  

(07-31-2014 03:10 PM)bevotex Wrote:  

(07-31-2014 12:10 PM)GrayBeard Wrote:  

(07-31-2014 09:30 AM)bevotex Wrote:  So I'm at my favorite Bay Area restaurant, The. Fish Market, last night while on business and I'm sitting at the bar enjoying a really nice Manhattan, when these two women sit next to me. The first thing I notice is that one of them stinks to high heaven of BO. I mean she reeks. The bar tender notices my discomfort and kind of rolls his eyes. They finally leave and I ask him WTF? Well you probably have heard that Cali is in the middle of a drought. They have cute little sayings like "if it's yellow it's mellow, if it's brown flush it down" and other equally stupid Schitt like that. The bar tender goes on to tell me that many have taken to less often baths and showers and are wearing their BO as a badge of honor to show they are doing their part to help conserve water at lest the French have the good sense to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

Which Fish Market location? I was at the one in San Mateo yesterday for lunch after a meeting. I was very impressed with the Crusted Rainbow Trout.

San Jose, on Blossem hill rd

Land of whacked out liberals that smell like butt

I'm going to the Bay Area next week to visit my brother. Guess I should take a good, long shower and get cleaned up as best as possible before I leave.

The good news is people who don't shower can easily go outside the restaurants with a hat and collect enough money to pay for the dinners.

No excuse for that. I would have kept saying in a very loud voice, what the heck died,
and what did a sewage line break until she left.

(07-31-2014 04:36 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  No excuse for that. I would have kept saying in a very loud voice, what the heck died,
and what did a sewage line break until she left.

Exactly. People like this only care about themselves Personal hygiene is personal hygiene. I don't care what water restrictions are going on in their area. Take a shower you nasty ho. You do not show up at a restaurant smelling like an asscrack. No one thinks it is cute. I would have said something and embarrassed her in front of everyone. This isn't funny. People like this are disgusting.

(07-31-2014 03:56 PM)ncbeta Wrote:  You should've squirted her with a few lemon wedges....BO is the worst. I hate it. Brings up a bad but funny memory.

One time I was running out the door in 8th grade and forgot to put deo on. I grabbed it out of my gym bag and when I opened it, it crumpled out onto the pavement. I thought "crap...this is going to be a rough day." I forgot we were supposed to take a computer proficiency test that day- one that determined whether or not we'd go to HS. So before I could ask a friend to borrow some spray, or anything- I found myself starting this test. I was sweating bullets when my grouchy old teacher came behind me and whispered in my ear "I think it's about time for you to start wearing deodorant." The people around me heard her.

Next thing I know the test is over and she makes an announcement to my class "ladies and gentleman...you're getting to that age where your bodies are changing....blah blah blah, deodorant, deodorant, deodorant."

Very embarrassing.

Where did you go if you failed?

(07-31-2014 04:15 PM)Fort Bend Owl Wrote:  I'm going to the Bay Area next week to visit my brother. Guess I should take a good, long shower and get cleaned up as best as possible before I leave.

The good news is people who don't shower can easily go outside the restaurants with a hat and collect enough money to pay for the dinners.

You can take as many showers as you please because everyone else is saving the water for ya.

Heck, you don't need that much water. Just take a marine shower. You lather up your wash cloth with soap and take the dirt out then if the cloth is starting to dry out get a cup and pour some water on it with more soap if you like and with the rest of the water in the gallon can rinse with that. Duh.

But hey, it's california.

Beats me

(07-31-2014 06:34 PM)ODUChm Wrote:  

(07-31-2014 03:56 PM)ncbeta Wrote:  You should've squirted her with a few lemon wedges....BO is the worst. I hate it. Brings up a bad but funny memory.

One time I was running out the door in 8th grade and forgot to put deo on. I grabbed it out of my gym bag and when I opened it, it crumpled out onto the pavement. I thought "crap...this is going to be a rough day." I forgot we were supposed to take a computer proficiency test that day- one that determined whether or not we'd go to HS. So before I could ask a friend to borrow some spray, or anything- I found myself starting this test. I was sweating bullets when my grouchy old teacher came behind me and whispered in my ear "I think it's about time for you to start wearing deodorant." The people around me heard her.

Next thing I know the test is over and she makes an announcement to my class "ladies and gentleman...you're getting to that age where your bodies are changing....blah blah blah, deodorant, deodorant, deodorant."

Very embarrassing.

Where did you go if you failed?

(07-31-2014 01:35 PM)georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:  

(07-31-2014 01:29 PM)GrayBeard Wrote:  

(07-31-2014 01:20 PM)49RFootballNow Wrote:  You can wet a cloth and soap yourself up. There's no damn excuse to stink.

Baby wipes.


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LIKE ZOMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE ENVIRONMENT? HOW MANY WHALES AND PELICANS HAVE TO DROWN IN OIL SPILLED BY BILLIONAIRE NO-TAX-PAYING NO-JOB-MAKING BP EXECUTIVES AND HOW MANY METRIC TONS OF CARBON HAVE TO BE SPEWED SO YOU CAN GET ENOUGH OIL TO MAKE YOUR DAMN PLASTIC CONTAINER? HOW MANY OLD GROWTH AMAZONIAN TREES WERE NEEDED TO GET THE PAPER TO MAKE THE WIPE? WHAT CANCEROUS CHEMICALS MADE FROM BABY SEALS AND UNICORN HORNS HAD TO BE ADDED TO THE WIPES? YOU ****ING CAPITALIST NAZI 1% GREED WHORE.

I'm going over here to drink my kale shake and then take a dump and wipe my own *** with my dredlocks which double as an incubator for lice. Lice are animals too you bigoted murderer. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE WHITE MALE DEVIL.

You joke, but all of the shaving of pubic hair has put human body lice is under serious environmental pressure due to the loss of its habitat.