I will be glad to answer any questions you might have about our team, or the fine city of Fayetteville in case any of you guys are making the trip.

You a student, alum, or just dedicated fan?

(07-27-2014 11:42 PM)4PhaseDelta Wrote:  You a student, alum, or just dedicated fan?

All three, got the bachelor's in broadcasting here and now I'm getting my master's in documentary film.

What do you miss more? The SWC or Darren McFadden?

Who wins an ultimate 2 Girls 1 Cup Match? Houston Nutt's mistress or Bobby Petrino's?

Why is Queen Villainess Jen Bielema such a fierce Goddess?

(07-28-2014 12:06 AM)IWokeUpLikeThis Wrote:  What do you miss more? The SWC or Darren McFadden?

Who wins an ultimate 2 Girls 1 Cup Match? Houston Nutt's mistress or Bobby Petrino's?

Why is Queen Villainess Jen Bielema such a fierce Goddess?

1. I'm not old enough to remember the SWC, I was only five when we switched conferences. Needless to say I cared more about Voltron than football.

2. Petrino's skank definitely. Much younger than the Nutt skank and far more athletic/agile.

3. Much like the Sisyphus myth, Jen is forced to roll Bielema's body up the stairs each night. This has made her really strong.

Why is your coach such a fat bastard?

(07-28-2014 12:27 AM)Sultan of Swine Wrote:  

(07-28-2014 12:06 AM)IWokeUpLikeThis Wrote:  What do you miss more? The SWC or Darren McFadden?

Who wins an ultimate 2 Girls 1 Cup Match? Houston Nutt's mistress or Bobby Petrino's?

Why is Queen Villainess Jen Bielema such a fierce Goddess?

1. I'm not old enough to remember the SWC, I was only five when we switched conferences. Needless to say I cared more about Voltron than football.

2. Petrino's skank definitely. Much younger than the Nutt skank and far more athletic/agile.

3. Much like the Sisyphus myth, Jen is forced to roll Bielema's body up the stairs each night. This has made her really strong.

I like the Sultan. He fits right in on this board.

(07-28-2014 07:07 AM)7 Wrote:  Why is your coach such a fat bastard?

Meant to ask Doeren that when he was here. Bet Frazier has a story or two.

Prediction for Arkansas this year?

and Prediction for Arkansas-NIU game?

Sultan,

Regarding the upcoming NIU game, would you say the general consensus of Arkansas fans would be...
1. Arkansas will beat NIU easily
2. It will be a tough contest - could go either way
3. NIU is favored to win

Just trying to understand if there is any fear of or respect for NIU coming into this game.

My die-hard Arkansas buddy thinks NIU will be favored and win. I hope we take advantage of this opportunity to get a reachable SEC pelt.

For those of us who plan on making the trip, what bar would be the best place to go before the game?

Does anyone like Bret Bielema?

(07-28-2014 10:12 AM)HuskieRak Wrote:  Does anyone like Bret Bielema?

Better, Has anyone been drinking with Bret Bielema?

Will Arkansas hire Nolan Richardson to get Bielema in shape?

Right now "40 minutes of hell" for Bielema is not eating.

Are the women in Arkansas easy?

(07-28-2014 11:21 AM)The Frisky Biscuit Wrote:  Will Arkansas hire Nolan Richardson to get Bielema in shape?

Right now "40 minutes of hell" for Bielema is not eating.

I think Richard Simmons is available.

Hard to argue with most of what he says. NIU's strength of schedule is pathetic. Half of the MAC teams are weak sauce. We as fans often complain about our schedule. It is what it is.

Back to the NIU vs. Arkansas game. The strength of NIU's schedule doesn't matter. The Huskies have a damn good football team and an SEC bottom-feeder like Arkansas better bring everything they've got if they want to win.

I have no problem with Bielema. He grew up 15 minutes from where I did, and my high school wrestling coach grew up with him.

(07-28-2014 07:07 AM)7 Wrote:  Why is your coach such a fat bastard?

I think you scared him off!!