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Latilleon · 06-12-2014 06:21 AM

Someone in Knoxville won the $257 million Powerball jackpot last night.

JTiger · 06-12-2014 06:58 AM

I knew I should have bought a ticket.

21-17 Best Time I Ever Ha · 06-12-2014 03:03 PM

(06-12-2014 06:21 AM)Latilleon Wrote: Someone in Knoxville won the $257 million Powerball jackpot last night.

Goodie. Now they can build a bigger moonshine still.

mairving · 06-12-2014 04:22 PM

(06-12-2014 06:21 AM)Latilleon Wrote: Someone in Knoxville won the $257 million Powerball jackpot last night.

The Breakdown:
+$257M
-$150M - to taxes
-$10M to lawyers
-$15M to Financial Advisors so that they can figure out better ways to get more of his money
-$5M for new teeth for his 127 member immediate family
-$5M of big tips at the local strip club
-$10M for purchase of funnels, hoses and cheap wine
-$40M investment in Hostess to make sure that he doesn't ever have to endure a month without Twinkies
-$5M for purchase of hot sauce to be used in nether reasons
-$5M to make the common-law marriage official plus several hundred thousand to make it appear that his sister is actually a second cousin.
-$10M for a new house in Beverley Hills add $2M for the cement pond
-$10M loans that will not be paid back to friends
-The rest will be kept in reserve for the multiple lawsuits that will be filed against him.

21-17 Best Time I Ever Ha · 06-12-2014 06:04 PM

You forgot $600 for two "new" old trucks and $150 for a couple coondogs.

papajohn · 06-13-2014 03:34 PM

(06-12-2014 06:04 PM)21-17 Best Time I Ever Ha Wrote: You forgot $600 for two "new" old trucks and $150 for a couple coondogs.

My brother-in-law trains coondogs. It'll take a whole lot more than $150.

~~MemphisTiger15~~ · 06-13-2014 03:36 PM

Was hoping like hell that it was my cousin that won. No such luck.

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