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An alternative to raising the minimum wage
Well liberals, are you satisfied that you've bitched and moaned your way into being replaced?

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This robotics company just released a machine that would CRUSH Democrats’ dreams to raise the minimum wage

President Obama and his economically illiterate fellow Democrats love the idea of raising the minimum wage. This new machine ensures that restaurants will no longer have to worry about that threat from Democrats.

"With humans needing to take breaks, have at least 4 weekend days off per month, and demanding ever-increasing minimum-wage for a job that was never meant to provide a ‘living-wage’, Momentum Machines – a San Francisco-based robotics company has unveiled the ‘Smart Restaurants’ machine which is capable of making ~360 ‘customized’ gourmet burgers per hour without the aid of a human.

That’s a lot of hamburgers. I honestly rather see restaurants NOT buy these machines and keep hiring teenagers at minimum wage. Here’s what else the machines do:

“Fast food doesn’t have to have a negative connotation anymore. With our technology, a restaurant can offer gourmet quality burgers at fast food prices. Our alpha machine replaces all of the hamburger line cooks in a restaurant. It does everything employees can do except better.”

It slices toppings like tomatoes and pickles only immediately before it places the slice onto your burger, giving you the freshest burger possible.

It’s more consistent, more sanitary.

It offers custom meat grinds for every single customer. Want a patty with 1/3 pork and 2/3 bison ground to order? No problem.

One machine can produce ~360 hamburgers per hour.


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06-08-2014 11:20 AM
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Yeah, but can it spit on your food because it hates its miserable life?
06-08-2014 11:23 AM
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I love this. The less a human hand can touch my food the better. I worked fast food. people are filthy pigs.
06-08-2014 11:23 AM
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RE: An alternative to raising the minimum wage
Does the bottom of that top bun look burned to anybody else?
06-08-2014 11:39 AM
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I just want a fast food chain to make my food that LOOKS like it does on the commercials...
06-08-2014 06:38 PM
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she can touch my food all she wants.

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Technological advancements are inevitable...see self checkout at grocery stores and driverless cars.
06-08-2014 06:46 PM
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(06-08-2014 11:39 AM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  Does the bottom of that top bun look burned to anybody else?

I'd still eat it.
06-08-2014 06:48 PM
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(06-08-2014 06:38 PM)DaSaintFan Wrote:  I just want a fast food chain to make my food that LOOKS like it does on the commercials...

Right on!
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06-08-2014 07:01 PM
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(06-08-2014 07:01 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  
(06-08-2014 06:38 PM)DaSaintFan Wrote:  I just want a fast food chain to make my food that LOOKS like it does on the commercials...

Right on!
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Im more worried about Politicians who act like they do on the commercials.
06-08-2014 09:58 PM
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