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Jameis Winston Stealing Crab
Guess it is better than raping women.

When the authorities showed up at his door, he said he forgot to pay.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/30/jameis-win...-incident/
04-30-2014 02:14 PM
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(04-30-2014 02:14 PM)FORealTigerFan Wrote:  Guess it is better than raping women.

When the authorities showed up at his door, he said he forgot to pay.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/30/jameis-win...-incident/

It's true.

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04-30-2014 02:25 PM
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What a dummy.
04-30-2014 02:32 PM
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The Andre Allen comment...

Why the hell are you breaking the law when you know someone will get it for you for free as an athlete?
04-30-2014 02:34 PM
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Free Seafood University!

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04-30-2014 06:55 PM
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RE: Jameis Winston Stealing Crab
He just misinterpreted the new "unlimited food" rule the NCAA just passed.
04-30-2014 07:02 PM
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(04-30-2014 06:55 PM)MemphisMojo Wrote:  Free Seafood University!

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Nice! +2
04-30-2014 07:04 PM
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RE: Jameis Winston Stealing Crab
(04-30-2014 02:25 PM)mairving Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 02:14 PM)FORealTigerFan Wrote:  Guess it is better than raping women.

When the authorities showed up at his door, he said he forgot to pay.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/30/jameis-win...-incident/

It's true.

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that he got the crabs???
04-30-2014 08:40 PM
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RE: Jameis Winston Stealing Crab
no surprise that a college kid got crabs in college.
04-30-2014 08:51 PM
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Jameis fought the claw and the claw won.
04-30-2014 09:09 PM
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She's got the crabs, dear, and I don't mean Dungeness.
05-01-2014 07:58 AM
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(04-30-2014 08:51 PM)fsquid Wrote:  no surprise that a college kid got crabs in college.

was wondering how long it would take for a bad crab joke to appear. Answer, 9 posts.
05-01-2014 10:49 AM
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RE: Jameis Winston Stealing Crab
Winston allegedly rapes a woman (pretty strong evidence) & then steals from a store - and wins the Heisman. Our BB team beats UL at Louisville & their fans call our guys thugs. Guess in the P5, words mean something different since Winston seems the thug & or guys the good guys.
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RE: Jameis Winston Stealing Crab
First he allegedly does that thing, then he wins the Heisman, then he steals the crabs. Maybe he's just not all there--I mean frontal lobe wise.
05-01-2014 04:52 PM
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Worked out pretty well for him. He does some community service and is suspended 3 games from the baseball team. Since the university has already punished him he won't face any suspensions in football.

Some of the SEC schools really need to put some of their football players on the baseball team so that they serve their suspensions during the off-season. It's brilliant.
05-05-2014 01:44 PM
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(05-01-2014 04:52 PM)snowtiger Wrote:  First he allegedly does that thing, then he wins the Heisman, then he steals the crabs. Maybe he's just not all there--I mean frontal lobe wise.

its his medula oblongatta
05-05-2014 08:04 PM
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