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RE: Winston shoplifted.... crab legs.
(04-30-2014 11:55 AM)bullet Wrote:  Still laughing. You all deserve your own crab legs. Better yet, one of those Maryland crab cakes.
These crabs do not come from Maryland. Jonathan Hilstrand, from the Time Bandit (and serious PAC 12 fan), hatched this elaborate and evil plan to catch the biggest and most perfect tasty crabs and send them to this restaurant to set up Winston. Someone in the PAC 12 (from Oregon I think) was tipped off that Winston was a total sucker for Alaskan King Crab. How devious...05-stirthepot
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RE: Winston shoplifted.... crab legs.
(04-30-2014 11:08 AM)Wedge Wrote:  
Quote:Alligator Army ‏@AlligatorArmy 49m
It was @MadeByTim. RT @ClayTravisBGID: Not sure who did this originally, but genius. RT @Zsnow42: pic.twitter.com/ZKzlk95zKd

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I love FSU, but this is the best pic of the whole year...03-lmfao
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RE: Winston shoplifted.... crab legs.
(04-30-2014 11:48 AM)ncbeta Wrote:  I didnt make this..just saw it online.

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Please SIR! May I have some more crab legs please? More Crab Legs! Kid must have been hungry. Do go good, with some ice cold beer.
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(04-30-2014 01:51 PM)ClairtonPanther Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 11:48 AM)ncbeta Wrote:  I didnt make this..just saw it online.

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The Publix cap in the background is such a nice touch.
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Perhaps Winston should spend some time working on one of the boats from Deadliest Catch.
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(04-30-2014 10:56 AM)S11 Wrote:  http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/...egs-publix

Did not expect crab legs to be something to get the guy in trouble.

The issue is not crustaceans. The issue is entitlement!
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RE: Winston shoplifted.... crab legs.
(04-30-2014 02:11 PM)bseer Wrote:  Perhaps Winston should spend some time working on one of the boats from Deadliest Catch.
The question is did he have two buddies with him? One to slip a drug to the crab legs and another to take pictures of him eating them.
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At least he wasn't stealing Lobsters.
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(04-30-2014 02:24 PM)Big Frog II Wrote:  At least he wasn't stealing Lobsters.

"And then Winston said 'At FSU, when we eat seafood, we gon' do it big. We gettin' lobsters and crabs for everybody.' reports show that he initially went for the lobster until it began snapping at him."
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Famous Jameis clearly thought the NCAA free meals applied everywhere. Honest mistake.
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Weird, But Funny............. Crab Legs ? Are You Serious ? Did He Grab The Little Mermaid DVD while He was at it ?
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Is that a crab leg in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
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(04-30-2014 01:58 PM)justinslot Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 01:51 PM)ClairtonPanther Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 11:48 AM)ncbeta Wrote:  I didnt make this..just saw it online.

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The Publix cap in the background is such a nice touch.

I like the fact that someone took the time to draw in a shadow for the fallen crab leg. True PS wizard.
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RE: Winston shoplifted.... crab legs.
(04-30-2014 02:34 PM)ncbeta Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 02:24 PM)Big Frog II Wrote:  At least he wasn't stealing Lobsters.

"And then Winston said 'At FSU, when we eat seafood, we gon' do it big. We gettin' lobsters and crabs for everybody.' reports show that he initially went for the lobster until it began snapping at him."

He only likes the type that doesn't fight back.
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(04-30-2014 02:57 PM)CardFan1 Wrote:  Weird, But Funny............. Crab Legs ? Are You Serious ? Did He Grab The Little Mermaid DVD while He was at it ?

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RE: Winston shoplifted.... crab legs.
(04-30-2014 01:58 PM)justinslot Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 01:51 PM)ClairtonPanther Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 11:48 AM)ncbeta Wrote:  I didnt make this..just saw it online.

[Image: 2Sp7iRe.jpg]

ayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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The Publix cap in the background is such a nice touch.

But not realistic, because Publix, unlike the Miami D, actually caught Winston. 03-nutkick
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RE: Winston shoplifted.... crab legs.
(04-30-2014 05:11 PM)Wedge Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 01:58 PM)justinslot Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 01:51 PM)ClairtonPanther Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 11:48 AM)ncbeta Wrote:  I didnt make this..just saw it online.

[Image: 2Sp7iRe.jpg]

ayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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The Publix cap in the background is such a nice touch.

But not realistic, because Publix, unlike the Miami D, actually caught Winston. 03-nutkick

Are you saying he is out of shape and slow?
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RE: Winston shoplifted.... crab legs.
(04-30-2014 05:40 PM)bullet Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 05:11 PM)Wedge Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 01:58 PM)justinslot Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 01:51 PM)ClairtonPanther Wrote:  
(04-30-2014 11:48 AM)ncbeta Wrote:  I didnt make this..just saw it online.

[Image: 2Sp7iRe.jpg]

ayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao

The Publix cap in the background is such a nice touch.

But not realistic, because Publix, unlike the Miami D, actually caught Winston. 03-nutkick

Are you saying he is out of shape and slow?

It was a reviewable offense and they nailed him on the replay!
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