"As a black man, I long to experience white privilege. Until the National White Privilege Conference came along, I thought I was getting as much privilege as any white man. Apparently not."

I’m told by my white friends that because of white privilege, orange juice is both more orangey and more juicy for white folks. Even when offered a taste of theirs, orange juice still tastes like orange juice to me.

One of my white friends said to me the other day that she wished with all her heart that I could hear music the way she hears music, because she of her“white privilege.” We even put the headphones up to our ears simultaneously, and you could dip me in butter, roll me in flour and call me “Biscuit,” because I swear that white girl was getting FAR more out of that music than I was.

Here I thought guilty white Liberals and ignorant black Liberals were making this up, but who knew God just made white people better!

I still don’t quite get it, but apparently “white privilege” make white people’s senses better, more acute. This may be why white people get more out of life. And this is why recently some guilty white folks paid crazy dollars to attend the National White Privilege Conference in WI.

In one session, the speaker and obvious sufferer of “white guilt” Leonard Zeskind said that people who send their kids to private schools are also racists. He also added that people who disagree with Obama are racists.

Let’s circle back on this logic:

Obama sends his daughters to private school, so he is a racist. All of Obama’s staff send their children to private school and are thereby racists.

Most of America sends their kids to the cesspool schools for the sodomites, thus we are NOT racists, unless we disagree with the racist who sends his kids to private school.

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