Putin's mom was a good Christian lady.
Obama's teen-mom was promiscuous and did soft porn. *That's really her!
Young Putin was serious.
Young Obama was a pot-smoking clown.
Putin: Blackbelt in Judo.
Obama: winces like a girl at the sight of Judo.
Putin rides horses.
Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet.
Putin plays with loaded rifles.
Obama ......... plastic squirt guns.
Putin drinks his beer like a man.
Obama: pinky extended, eyes shut.
Putin: Formula I race cars.
Obama ..... well.
Putin controls his dog without a leash.
[img]Obama's dog walks him![/img]
Putin proudly sings his nation's anthem.
Obama doesn't give a damn!
Putin sits like a man.
Obama......
Putin honors classical tenors Cabreras and Domingo.
Obama: Jay Z & Beyonce
Putin folk dances with REAL women.
Obama girly dances with lesbians.
Putin married this soft spoken beauty.
Obama.......... well.
Rumor: Putin's mistress
(unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva
Rumor: Obama's "mistress"
(most likely true) Kal Penn
Putin is "one of the boys".
Obama.......well
Putin looks China's President in the eye.
Obama bows like a weak dog.
Putin looks the Saudi King in the eye.
Obama..... W T F?!
Putin looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye.
Obama........WTF?!!!!!!!
Book about Putin
Book about Obama.
Putin has a "badass" Magazine Cover.
Obama...............well.
Link to all of this
I did this on an iPad and it sucked.