We resolved to anoint the ballsiest player of each game (not the best player, or most effective, but the player who came through with the clutch play that sent UConn to victory) as Senhor Testiculo. After all, Balls Don't Lie.
Well, the players caught news of the award, and pretty soon, we saw a Senhor-type of celebration on the sidelines. Even opposing fans got into it, like this:
And now, the Senhor is the rage on campus as well. Law enforcement is powerless to stop it: