Funslinger
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RE: Rule Changes
(04-06-2014 12:56 PM)Volkmar Wrote: (04-06-2014 11:04 AM)Funslinger Wrote: (04-05-2014 09:20 PM)Volkmar Wrote: 1) If a player hits another across the head in an attempt to shoot, they should be carded with a yellow, and if it happens a 2nd time, red card and out of the game.
2) Intentional fouls should put a guy in the penalty box for 2 minutes, forcing the team to play short-handed.
3) Holding another guy's jersey means 10 yards.
4) Pay the opposing team's mascot $5 for every missed free throw.
5) Each coach is allowed one trojan horse substitution per game whereby they can bring in a player wearing the other team's uniform who'll act like they're playing for the other coach, but score for the coach who put 'em in.
6) If you hit all your free throws in a game despite the best efforts of the opposing cheerleaders to make noise and distract, you get a free hookup after the game with one of 'em. Hopefully they're not Texas A&M Aggie yell leaders.
7) Mascot fight before every game. The losing mascot's team has to play barefoot for the first 5 minutes.
8) Chess game between two blondes at center court for halftime entertainment.
9) Every time a player is called for traveling, one of that team's coaches must leave the arena.
10) One minute shot clock in the first half. Ten second shot clock in the second half.
No to all ten. Well, all except for number 8.
Now what kind of "Funslinger" are you anyway?
One can have fun without destroying an existing game. Just create a new one.
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Volkmar
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RE: Rule Changes
(04-08-2014 10:38 AM)Funslinger Wrote: (04-06-2014 12:56 PM)Volkmar Wrote: (04-06-2014 11:04 AM)Funslinger Wrote: (04-05-2014 09:20 PM)Volkmar Wrote: 1) If a player hits another across the head in an attempt to shoot, they should be carded with a yellow, and if it happens a 2nd time, red card and out of the game.
2) Intentional fouls should put a guy in the penalty box for 2 minutes, forcing the team to play short-handed.
3) Holding another guy's jersey means 10 yards.
4) Pay the opposing team's mascot $5 for every missed free throw.
5) Each coach is allowed one trojan horse substitution per game whereby they can bring in a player wearing the other team's uniform who'll act like they're playing for the other coach, but score for the coach who put 'em in.
6) If you hit all your free throws in a game despite the best efforts of the opposing cheerleaders to make noise and distract, you get a free hookup after the game with one of 'em. Hopefully they're not Texas A&M Aggie yell leaders.
7) Mascot fight before every game. The losing mascot's team has to play barefoot for the first 5 minutes.
8) Chess game between two blondes at center court for halftime entertainment.
9) Every time a player is called for traveling, one of that team's coaches must leave the arena.
10) One minute shot clock in the first half. Ten second shot clock in the second half.
No to all ten. Well, all except for number 8.
Now what kind of "Funslinger" are you anyway?
One can have fun without destroying an existing game. Just create a new one.
You actually thought I was being serious with my list? lol
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Funslinger
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RE: Rule Changes
(04-08-2014 05:50 PM)Volkmar Wrote: (04-08-2014 10:38 AM)Funslinger Wrote: (04-06-2014 12:56 PM)Volkmar Wrote: (04-06-2014 11:04 AM)Funslinger Wrote: (04-05-2014 09:20 PM)Volkmar Wrote: 1) If a player hits another across the head in an attempt to shoot, they should be carded with a yellow, and if it happens a 2nd time, red card and out of the game.
2) Intentional fouls should put a guy in the penalty box for 2 minutes, forcing the team to play short-handed.
3) Holding another guy's jersey means 10 yards.
4) Pay the opposing team's mascot $5 for every missed free throw.
5) Each coach is allowed one trojan horse substitution per game whereby they can bring in a player wearing the other team's uniform who'll act like they're playing for the other coach, but score for the coach who put 'em in.
6) If you hit all your free throws in a game despite the best efforts of the opposing cheerleaders to make noise and distract, you get a free hookup after the game with one of 'em. Hopefully they're not Texas A&M Aggie yell leaders.
7) Mascot fight before every game. The losing mascot's team has to play barefoot for the first 5 minutes.
8) Chess game between two blondes at center court for halftime entertainment.
9) Every time a player is called for traveling, one of that team's coaches must leave the arena.
10) One minute shot clock in the first half. Ten second shot clock in the second half.
No to all ten. Well, all except for number 8.
Now what kind of "Funslinger" are you anyway?
One can have fun without destroying an existing game. Just create a new one.
You actually thought I was being serious with my list? lol
You actually thought I was being serious with my response? LOL
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Volkmar
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RE: Rule Changes
(04-09-2014 12:59 AM)Funslinger Wrote: (04-08-2014 05:50 PM)Volkmar Wrote: (04-08-2014 10:38 AM)Funslinger Wrote: (04-06-2014 12:56 PM)Volkmar Wrote: (04-06-2014 11:04 AM)Funslinger Wrote: No to all ten. Well, all except for number 8.
Now what kind of "Funslinger" are you anyway?
One can have fun without destroying an existing game. Just create a new one.
You actually thought I was being serious with my list? lol
You actually thought I was being serious with my response? LOL
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04-09-2014 02:50 PM |
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