Ditched the wife for a Kate Upton that can put her legs behind her head. Baller...Fo' Shizzle.

this was definitely "trading up".

(02-08-2014 04:19 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  Ditched the wife for a Kate Upton that can put her legs behind her head. Baller...Fo' Shizzle.

He's a guy, right? That has power? Sh!t, for ~20k you can get the same style rooskie to come over here....that country is begging for mercy while trying to maintain pride.

I would love to see an 'honest' count from those (not accusing you) that wouldn't do the same or already have.....

That's one thing that history has documented fairly well......

(02-08-2014 04:29 PM)EagleX Wrote:  this was definitely "trading up".

His wife has kankles that rival Killary's. I bet he and Bill would have interesting conversations.................

not sure I would compare her to kate upton. it is my firmly held, yet universally despised belief that kate upton is fat.

(02-08-2014 04:39 PM)Crebman Wrote:  

(02-08-2014 04:29 PM)EagleX Wrote:  this was definitely "trading up".

His wife has kankles that rival Killary's. I bet he and Bill would have interesting conversations.................

That is not even a good pic of her. She is special.

she's a gymnast. b*stard! I swear, if I ever find myself the semi-autocratic ruler of a crumbling former empire, the first thing I'm doing is nailing a gymnast. maybe twins. probably in the butt(s). after I get training from a hawaiin 6th grader.

Look at how Pudding is looking at her. That's a look of disdain. He aint' no George Clooney that's for sure.


I wouldn't trade my wife and that's an honest answer. "Charm is deceptive but beauty does not last..."

(02-08-2014 04:49 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Look at how Pudding is looking at her. That's a look of disdain. He aint' no George Clooney that's for sure.


I wouldn't trade my wife and that's an honest answer. "Charm is deceptive but beauty does not last..."

putin cheated on bertha by nailing a teenage olympic gymnast. clinton cheated on hillary megalodon by jacking it on a fat jewish chick that worked for free.

somehow, we totally lost this arms race.

she's a baller, too

She was a final torchbearer for the games. Its getting a bit tiresome that Putin decided to make the games about providing a stage for the Dictators Mistress. These games are an utter fiasco.

She's a terrible human being too. And an advocate of human rights abuses. She and Putin belong together.

putin's last GF. I swear, I am moving to some sh!tty country tomorrow, overthrowing the government, and banging the peasants.

I'm going for final smiles in costa rica....couple of bedside hoes and the best fishing on the planet....hell yeah

(02-08-2014 04:48 PM)EagleX Wrote:  she's a gymnast. b*stard! I swear, if I ever find myself the semi-autocratic ruler of a crumbling former empire, the first thing I'm doing is nailing a gymnast. maybe twins. probably in the butt(s). after I get training from a hawaiin 6th grader.

tennis players can ball it too.....trust me

(02-08-2014 05:10 PM)Tom in Lazybrook Wrote:  She was a final torchbearer for the games. Its getting a bit tiresome that Putin decided to make the games about providing a stage for the Dictators Mistress. These games are an utter fiasco.

She's a terrible human being too. And an advocate of human rights abuses. She and Putin belong together.

I am supremely confident that it wasn't her stand on gay rights that got his attention.

(02-08-2014 05:32 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(02-08-2014 04:48 PM)EagleX Wrote:  she's a gymnast. b*stard! I swear, if I ever find myself the semi-autocratic ruler of a crumbling former empire, the first thing I'm doing is nailing a gymnast. maybe twins. probably in the butt(s). after I get training from a hawaiin 6th grader.

tennis players can ball it too.....trust me

Not me. I avoid wimmins that spend their time whackin' fuzzy balls with great big sticks.

(02-08-2014 05:10 PM)Tom in Lazybrook Wrote:  She was a final torchbearer for the games. Its getting a bit tiresome that Putin decided to make the games about providing a stage for the Dictators Mistress. These games are an utter fiasco.

She's a terrible human being too. And an advocate of human rights abuses. She and Putin belong together.

...only b/c you're looking at it from the wrong side of the fence.....I can't wait for men's hockey to kick into gear.....big boarder/skiing fan too.....that b!tch that face planted on thursday was epic.....still can't find the video

I'll never forget the 80 hockey win against the commies.....little did I know at that time how much bull**** propaganda was really involved with that.....

you only care b/c they are trying to promote something that is supposed evil....fk I hate how the media shapes a mind....

(02-08-2014 05:34 PM)EagleX Wrote:  

(02-08-2014 05:32 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(02-08-2014 04:48 PM)EagleX Wrote:  she's a gymnast. b*stard! I swear, if I ever find myself the semi-autocratic ruler of a crumbling former empire, the first thing I'm doing is nailing a gymnast. maybe twins. probably in the butt(s). after I get training from a hawaiin 6th grader.

tennis players can ball it too.....trust me

Not me. I avoid wimmins that spend their time whackin' fuzzy balls with great big sticks.

then shave and take a vike

(02-08-2014 05:10 PM)Tom in Lazybrook Wrote:  She was a final torchbearer for the games. Its getting a bit tiresome that Putin decided to make the games about providing a stage for the Dictators Mistress. These games are an utter fiasco.

She's a terrible human being too. And an advocate of human rights abuses. She and Putin belong together.

Yes...They are both the worst.

Now run along...Johnny Weir is sporting a cute blouse tonight.

Kate Upton is fat? That's a new one. That fat chick is welcome in my bed anytime.

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