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we need to explain to our new coach that we need at least two delay of game penalties per season coming out of a time out we called. traditions must be preserved.

(02-03-2014 08:13 PM)bladhmadh Wrote:  we need to explain to our new coach that we need at least two delay of game penalties per season coming out of a time out we called. traditions must be preserved.

We must also have two #4's on the field for a kickoff.

Don't forget the tradition of throwing good players off the team in order to improve its "culture". Both of UAB's most recent former coaches got their starts with that one.

(02-03-2014 08:22 PM)BAMANBLAZERFAN Wrote:  Don't forget the tradition of throwing good players off the team in order to improve its "culture". Both of UAB's most recent former coaches got their starts with that one.

Numerous penalties for having 12+ players on the field at the same is a must!

Don't forget "join us in the blazer tradition in the singing of the national anthem"

Kicking off to start both halves

Trying 59 yard field goals

Sitting on opposing side of field

Making a walk-on QB look like a heisman candidate

Sit senior QBs

Pass on 3 straight downs for incompletions.

Making more noise when our offense is in a critical situation than when our defense is in need of a stop.

Kicking off both to start each half was one I would rather not see again.....

Running the draw play when everyone in the stadium knows its coming

Burn a timeout to avoid the delay coming out of the timeout we just burned.

Punt down 7 with 2 minutes to go.

Onside kicks when leading by multiple scores!

Not running the ball in the 4th quarter when we have a 2 score lead.

And who can forget, punting the ball away with 2:30 to go when you are down six and facing a 4th and 2 and near midfield.

Or getting into a shootout with the ALL TIME NCAA passing leader and his pass every down scheming coach

Drinking heavily pre game.

Burn all your timeouts on D to leave some time for your offense, kneel it twice, and lose in OT.

Call timeout when you realize you didn't need to onside kick and decide to pooch kick anyway.

Stopping losing streaks for the wrong team.

Becoming the lone win for a once winless team.

Recruit nine quarterbacks for a team that gave up 6 billion points per game.

State on your coaches show that the team that wins your division will have 3 conference losses.

AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LOSS AT THE TIME!

(02-03-2014 09:09 PM)ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:  Drinking heavily pre game.

Heck I have to drink to listen to the coaches show.

Attempt a white out on the road.

(02-03-2014 09:27 PM)Smaug Wrote:  Attempt a white out on the road.

Funny how everybody loved that idea at the time, and anyone who said it was stupid was called out.