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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:48 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:39 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:08 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:03 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  I love how you *ricks always play the "dumb" card. I think I would like to put my nine year old up against you in common sense and golf. Now that would be fun to watch.

Matching wits with your 9 year old would likely be a step up. You got me there. Touche.
The "dumb card"

Well...if the shoe fits.
put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
[Image: wreck-it-ralph.jpg]
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:07 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  [Image: wreck-it-ralph.jpg]

Close. Very close, actually.

Joe...Pay attention. This was creative, funny smack.
01-17-2014 05:09 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:48 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:39 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:08 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  Matching wits with your 9 year old would likely be a step up. You got me there. Touche.
The "dumb card"

Well...if the shoe fits.
put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

Why don't you bring your 70 year old boyfriend with you when you come. Maybe we could speed this up a bit. Let's get on the phone and get this thing moving forward.
01-17-2014 05:18 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
Don't be the gutless wonder that I know you are.
01-17-2014 05:22 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:09 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:07 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  [Image: wreck-it-ralph.jpg]

Close. Very close, actually.

Joe...Pay attention. This was creative, funny smack.

this is funny smack? Bringing up my wife, is that funny smack?
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:25 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:09 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:07 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  [Image: wreck-it-ralph.jpg]

Close. Very close, actually.

Joe...Pay attention. This was creative, funny smack.

this is funny smack? Bringing up my wife, is that funny smack?

It was smack at me, and yes, it was funny.

Losing a battle of wits and resorting to threats of a physical confrontation is sad, on several levels.

Yet, here we are again. My advice, grab a stack of singles and go to the Platinum Plus tonight. Blow off a little steam, big man.
01-17-2014 05:35 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:18 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:48 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:39 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  The "dumb card"

Well...if the shoe fits.
put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

Why don't you bring your 70 year old boyfriend with you when you come. Maybe we could speed this up a bit. Let's get on the phone and get this thing moving forward.

"Get on the phone"?

No thanks, sweetie pie. I dig chicks.
01-17-2014 05:36 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:35 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:25 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:09 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:07 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  [Image: wreck-it-ralph.jpg]

Close. Very close, actually.

Joe...Pay attention. This was creative, funny smack.

this is funny smack? Bringing up my wife, is that funny smack?

It was smack at me, and yes, it was funny.

Losing a battle of wits and resorting to threats of a physical confrontation is sad, on several levels.

Yet, here we are again. My advice, grab a stack of singles and go to the Platinum Plus tonight. Blow off a little steam, big man.
You are pathetic. But you know that. Bring up my wife is a *hit way of smack, but you know that. Now you bring up platinum plus. Wow. sick man.
01-17-2014 05:39 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:39 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:35 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:25 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:09 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:07 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  [Image: wreck-it-ralph.jpg]

Close. Very close, actually.

Joe...Pay attention. This was creative, funny smack.

this is funny smack? Bringing up my wife, is that funny smack?

It was smack at me, and yes, it was funny.

Losing a battle of wits and resorting to threats of a physical confrontation is sad, on several levels.

Yet, here we are again. My advice, grab a stack of singles and go to the Platinum Plus tonight. Blow off a little steam, big man.
You are pathetic. But you know that. Bring up my wife is a *hit way of smack, but you know that. Now you bring up platinum plus. Wow. sick man.

You brought up your wife and kids, long before I ever did.

Now, they are off limits?
01-17-2014 05:41 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:48 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:39 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:08 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  Matching wits with your 9 year old would likely be a step up. You got me there. Touche.
The "dumb card"

Well...if the shoe fits.
put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.
01-17-2014 05:51 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:51 PM)poppaslaw Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:48 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:39 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  The "dumb card"

Well...if the shoe fits.
put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.

This is what I was thinking. He says he has big hands too. We are getting scared over here.
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:51 PM)poppaslaw Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:48 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:39 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  The "dumb card"

Well...if the shoe fits.
put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.

You aren't scared?
01-17-2014 05:57 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:56 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:51 PM)poppaslaw Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:48 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  Well...if the shoe fits.
put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.

This is what I was thinking. He says he has big hands too. We are getting scared over here.

The big hands reference wasn't intended for you...
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:57 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:51 PM)poppaslaw Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:48 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  Well...if the shoe fits.
put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.

You aren't scared?

well, me, my wife and my nine year old aren't.
01-17-2014 05:58 PM
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:57 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:56 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:51 PM)poppaslaw Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.

This is what I was thinking. He says he has big hands too. We are getting scared over here.

The big hands reference wasn't intended for you...

you keep typing but as soon as you want to stop with the message board and get on the phone so we can arrange this deal the better. I will keep waiting.
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 05:58 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:57 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:51 PM)poppaslaw Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 04:53 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  put that *itch on then.

We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.

You aren't scared?

well, me, my wife and my nine year old aren't.

Good. You shouldn't be.

I only use my intellect on women, children, and little people.

You are all safe!
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 06:00 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:57 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:56 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:51 PM)poppaslaw Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:04 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  We are all still waiting on an intelligent, witty, funny, sharp comeback from you, big guy.

I'll tell you what, take the weekend, confer with your 4th grader and your wifey, and I'll check back on Monday to see if you can come up with something.

Oh, and tell the wifey I said hi. I look forward to meeting her when you pit your 9 year old against me in mental and physical dual, since you are incapable. Tell her to be looking at for the 6-4 guy with dark hair and big hands.

6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.

This is what I was thinking. He says he has big hands too. We are getting scared over here.

The big hands reference wasn't intended for you...

you keep typing but as soon as you want to stop with the message board and get on the phone so we can arrange this deal the better. I will keep waiting.

Are you serious?

No, you can't have my phone number. Geez.

I'll tell you what, since you can't handle the 'smack', although you seem to enjoy dishing it out on old ladies', I am done with you.

Take care. Get in the last word. I am OUT.
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RE: It's kind of dead in here
(01-17-2014 06:03 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 06:00 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:57 PM)oruvoice Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:56 PM)Joe1 Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 05:51 PM)poppaslaw Wrote:  6'4". Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Ain't never too tall to still get ***** slapped.

This is what I was thinking. He says he has big hands too. We are getting scared over here.

The big hands reference wasn't intended for you...

you keep typing but as soon as you want to stop with the message board and get on the phone so we can arrange this deal the better. I will keep waiting.

Are you serious?

No, you can't have my phone number. Geez.

I'll tell you what, since you can't handle the 'smack', although you seem to enjoy dishing it out on old ladies', I am done with you.

Take care. Get in the last word. I am OUT.
bye bye loser. I knew you were an internet bully.
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