Looks like UNC would win a competitive knitting contest. Yes, there is competitive knitting in this world. http://socrafty.squidoo.com/knitting/nor...e-knitting

If I was a ram, and someone made me dress up like that, I would be coming after that person with my head down

I am trying figure out how one gets tar on ones heels when hanging around a blind-folded sheep??????????????????

Don't count UC out on the knitting. My daughter will be down in Charlotte for the game, and she received a grant from UC for her Honors knitting project. You should see her wash cloths with the UC and C-Paw logos knitted in.

http://thegreatknittingadventure.files.w...=300&h=199

(12-24-2013 11:30 AM)QSECOFR Wrote:  I am trying figure out how one gets tar on ones heels when hanging around a blind-folded sheep??????????????????

Maybe the tar is on the feet of the sheep so they can't run away when those UNC fans are sneaking up behind them.

(12-24-2013 11:54 AM)Bruce Monnin Wrote:  Don't count UC out on the knitting. My daughter will be down in Charlotte for the game, and she received a grant from UC for her Honors knitting project. You should see her wash cloths with the UC and C-Paw logos knitted in.

http://thegreatknittingadventure.files.w...=300&h=199

Been married to a UC Fashion Design graduate for 26 years, so I really can appreciate her work. Bravo! Those need to be available for purchase.

Why does that thing have a grin on its face?

Dang. Even the Southpark cows think there is something not quite right with that photo.

Animal Husbandry puns...target rich environment.

Have never understood schools where the nickname doesn't match the mascot. What's a ram have to do with a tarheel? Their mascot should be a guy dressed up like a big dirty foot. Also what does an elephant have to do with The Crimson Tide? Their mascot should be someone dressed as a used tampon.

(12-24-2013 12:10 PM)Ragpicker Wrote:  

(12-24-2013 11:54 AM)Bruce Monnin Wrote:  Don't count UC out on the knitting. My daughter will be down in Charlotte for the game, and she received a grant from UC for her Honors knitting project. You should see her wash cloths with the UC and C-Paw logos knitted in.

http://thegreatknittingadventure.files.w...=300&h=199

Been married to a UC Fashion Design graduate for 26 years, so I really can appreciate her work. Bravo! Those need to be available for purchase.

I second that - I am in for a set if they are available.

(12-24-2013 11:27 AM)Ragpicker Wrote:  

Looks like UNC would win a competitive knitting contest. Yes, there is competitive knitting in this world. http://socrafty.squidoo.com/knitting/nor...e-knitting

We're not playing the actual sheep, you know...

The ram is named Ramses. Insert condom jokes here.

(12-24-2013 02:19 PM)subflea Wrote:  The ram is named Ramses. Insert condom jokes here.

Oh, I thought you were going the angle of the Yul Brynner character Rameses from The Ten Commandments.....



"So let it be written; so let it be done."

Yeah, Ten Commandments is not high on the list of movies I watch.

(12-24-2013 12:03 PM)subflea Wrote:  

(12-24-2013 11:30 AM)QSECOFR Wrote:  I am trying figure out how one gets tar on ones heels when hanging around a blind-folded sheep??????????????????

Maybe the tar is on the feet of the sheep so they can't run away when those UNC fans are sneaking up behind them.

Hey, I was just helping that sheep over the fence

(12-24-2013 02:19 PM)subflea Wrote:  The ram is named Ramses. Insert condom jokes here.

Insert condom jokes here.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Quite a thread

(12-24-2013 04:17 PM)BearcatJerry Wrote:  

(12-24-2013 02:19 PM)subflea Wrote:  The ram is named Ramses. Insert condom jokes here.

Insert condom jokes here.

Well played, sir. Well played.

President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "my people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.
"I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.
"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor....you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one.

(12-25-2013 09:58 AM)BJUnklFkr Wrote:  Quite a thread

yeah. i didn't check back on it till now. though i'm not sure how much enjoyment i could derive from watching bruce's daughter washing cloths. she got a scholarship you say? is it like, abstract? like lou reed drinking a coca cola?

Let's just say she is considering putting aside the sweater she is working on right now and maybe knitting UC washcloths on the bus ride to and from Charlotte.