(02-17-2014 03:39 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:35 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:31 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:25 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:24 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  I have an irregular heartbeat and sky-dive, ride 200mph motorcycles, kayak class V rapids, and hang-glide. I work on the farm to the point of exhaustion problem free.

Believe whatever you want though.

And I'm an astronaut.

I go into space.

Idiots don't get a space pass, so I know you're lying.

Obama, is that you?

No, no. It totally happened. Just like all of your crazy awesome antics.

When you sit on the couch all day and beat off to Melissa Harris-Perry on MSNBC I can understand how you would consider them to be unbelievable.

We don't have couches in space, kiddo.

(02-17-2014 03:40 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:39 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:35 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:31 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:25 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  And I'm an astronaut.

I go into space.

Idiots don't get a space pass, so I know you're lying.

Obama, is that you?

No, no. It totally happened. Just like all of your crazy awesome antics.

When you sit on the couch all day and beat off to Melissa Harris-Perry on MSNBC I can understand how you would consider them to be unbelievable.

We don't have couches in space, kiddo.

See... you are lying.

(02-17-2014 03:52 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:40 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:39 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:35 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:31 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  Idiots don't get a space pass, so I know you're lying.

Obama, is that you?

No, no. It totally happened. Just like all of your crazy awesome antics.

When you sit on the couch all day and beat off to Melissa Harris-Perry on MSNBC I can understand how you would consider them to be unbelievable.

We don't have couches in space, kiddo.

See... you are lying.

Now now, that's just a TV show! Here in space where I totally am, there are no couches!

(02-17-2014 03:53 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  Now now, that's just a TV show! Here in space where I totally am, there are no couches!

OK - you got me. I've only sky-dived once and it was strapped to the instructor.

I lied. Obama influenced me.

(02-17-2014 03:55 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:53 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  Now now, that's just a TV show! Here in space where I totally am, there are no couches!

OK - you got me. I've only sky-dived once and it was strapped to the instructor.

I lied. Obama influenced me.

And I totally flew an F-117 once. Was crazy.

(02-17-2014 03:57 PM)mathenis89 Wrote:  

(02-17-2014 03:55 PM)Jerry Falwell Wrote:  OK - you got me. I've only sky-dived once and it was strapped to the instructor.

I lied. Obama influenced me.

And I totally flew an F-117 once. Was crazy.

I designed and built a rocket that Obama cancelled out of spite for Bush and now we have no way to get to space. I would prove it, but then I'd have to fly to Hong Kong before getting asylum from Russia to hide from Obama.

Watch the video Matt. It's good stuff.

She joins the most reliable democrat voting block, dead people.