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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
11-09-2013 11:19 PM
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One time our house caught on fire, I can remember Mom telling us kids to be quiet or we'd wake our Father.









Thanks to Rodney for a life time of great one liners.
(This post was last modified: 11-10-2013 11:07 AM by Old Dominion.)
11-10-2013 11:07 AM
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Doctor: You have some mental issues.

Rodney: I want a second opinion.

Doctor: OK, You're ugly too.

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Rodney: Doctor, whenever I get up in the morning and look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I'm not sure, but your eyesight is perfect.
11-11-2013 12:24 PM
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BTW: Is it OK to post some "She's so fat..." jokes? :)
11-11-2013 12:25 PM
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oh hell yeah
11-11-2013 01:15 PM
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She's so fat that...


...when so goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.
...when she makes love, she has to give directions (I guess you can add a GPS comment to this old classic),
...when she wipes herself, she has to send the toilet paper to her butt by UPS.
...she has her own area code.
...the dollar bills in her back pocket have a booger hanging out of George Washington's nose.

More later...
(This post was last modified: 11-11-2013 02:10 PM by ODUBB35.)
11-11-2013 02:10 PM
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Thanks, I love these....
11-11-2013 02:20 PM
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Not an insult joke, but funny as hell.

I once had a camauflage outfit. I hung it in closet, now I can't find it.

The great Steven Wright.
11-11-2013 04:37 PM
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When she was a little girl, a pervert offered her 3 lollipops to get under his car :)
11-11-2013 04:46 PM
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It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
11-17-2013 09:08 AM
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ODU loosing to GSU even though they had the best all around QB in the FCS.
Sadly, even with our new Pistol Option in place act 3 would end up with the same ending.
02-13-2014 06:59 AM
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A GSU grad spelling "losing" as "loosing".
02-14-2014 06:00 PM
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(02-14-2014 06:00 PM)djnva Wrote:  A GSU grad spelling "losing" as "loosing".

Oh look, djnva canker won the spelling bee. That put you one up on me . 03-weeping

GSU 2 – ODU 0 03-nutkick

oduCANKER 1 – TALON 0 03-banghead
02-15-2014 02:12 PM
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go pick some boogers, fingernail.
02-15-2014 02:49 PM
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(02-15-2014 02:49 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  go pick some boogers, fingernail.

Oh, really Smutty
Look buster, go pop the canker pustules on jdnva _________!03-puke
Then like the dirty ODU dog that you are lick the oozing gray liquid as it spews forth.04-jawdrop

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