(10-02-2013 10:57 AM)bigblueblindness Wrote: (10-02-2013 10:51 AM)OldGoldnBlue Wrote: (10-02-2013 09:45 AM)bigblueblindness Wrote: I think you are overestimating the USC job at this point in time. Note that the rest of the PAC has decided to start playing actual football since Pete Carroll left. My list:
Better or Equal Jobs
Nick Saban
Urban Meyer
David Shaw
Brian Kelly
Les Miles
Kevin Sumlin
Will Muschamp
Mark Richt
Mark Helfrich
Whoever ends up at Texas
Jimbo Fisher
Dabo Swinney
Brady Hoke
Bob Stoops
Aren't leaving because of school ties, contract, or early years in a good or reputable program
Kirk Ferentz
Bill O'Brien
Kliff Kingsbury
Brett Bielema
Gus Malzahn
Hugh Freeze
Steve Spurrier
Butch Jones
Jim Mora
Mike Riley
Mike McIntyre
Sonny Dykes
Todd Graham
Rich Rodriguez
Gary Anderson
Darell Hazell
Gary Patterson
Bill Snyder
Art Briles (he will get a strong look at Texas or TAMU if their coaching positions ever change. He is a Texas lifer.)
Frank Beamer
Steve Addazio
Now I know that USC would not consider many of these coaches, but the point is that it really may be easier to spot the coaches who would have interest in USC and have the feeling reciprocated.
James Franklin and Al Golden are two coaches that could slide into the private culture of USC with no problem. Both coaches have to deal with begging fans to fill their stadiums, Golden has the insanely mismanaged NCAA sanctions going on, and James Franklin may want to get as far away from this player sex scandal as possible. Franklin really seems to like Nashville, but I hear his interviews a lot here in town, and he is clearly frustrated that Vandy plays second fiddle to the Vols in Nashville and that Vandy is not the only show in town. Vandy fans are as likely to catch a classical music concert or attend a fundraising ball on Saturday night as they are to watch Vandy against any team except UT. Of course, there are as many or more distractions in L.A., but the tradition and fan support is much better for USC.
Those two guys would kill their own children for that job. Half of your second list would take the USC job without thinking twice about it.
As I said, the guys on the second list are in the first or second year of a contract with either a good or a reputable program. If they were free agents or high level coordinators, sure, they would love that job. Pat Haden should not make the same mistake twice and take a coach at a reputable program after one year. It would be very bad PR for the school, and that coach would be labeled as a mercenary just like Kiffin. Any of the new coaches at programs on the list above should avoid the job if they want a respectable reputation moving forward. Todd Graham is already tarnished, and Rich Rod is just getting respectability back. I would be incredibly surprised if they get an interview with USC, and if either is hired, it will be a nationwide joke.
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From the Forde-Yard Dash
YOU HAVE A CALL ON LINE ONE, MR. HADEN
It's been roughly 48 hours since Pat Haden whacked Lane Kiffin. That's plenty of time for the most enthusiastic of job applicants, Arizona State coach Todd Graham (32), to get busy. After a deeply committed 17 games at ASU, The Dash can only imagine his eagerness to upgrade to USC …
Email From: Todd Graham
To: Pat Haden
Date: 9/29/2013
Time: 1 a.m., PDT
Hey Pat,
Just wanted to say it was an honor to have a class program like USC and a class guy like yourself in our stadium – which is nowhere near as nice as your stadium, I must say. I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to catch up in person last night, but don't be a stranger, OK? Let's stay in touch. My cell number is below. Talk soon. I mean, real soon. Like, anytime. Call me, Pat.
Join the Todd Squad,
Todd Graham
Email From: Todd Graham
To: Pat Haden
Date: 9/29/2013
Time: 9:05 a.m., PDT
Hey Pat,
Wow, I feel silly. I just read that you fired Lane Kiffin. Sorry to see it come to that – but hey, you did what you had to do, right? I just want to reiterate what a CLASS guy you are and what a CLASS institution USC is, and to let you in on a little secret – my REAL dream job is USC!
I know I said Arizona State was my dream job last year after I came over from Pittsburgh, which was after I left Tulsa, which was after I left Rice. But that was taken out of context and blown out of proportion and misquoted, among other things. Really, I grew up in Mesquite, Texas, dreaming of Student Body Right, Student Body Left and Pat Haden touchdown passes. I even nicknamed our family horse Traveler. Honest!
Again, my cell number is below. Don't let it go to waste, haha. Call me, Pat.
Hotty Toddy,
Todd Graham
Text message from: Todd Graham
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ASU coach Todd Graham. (Credit: USA Today)
To: Pat Haden
Date: 9/29/2013
Time: 3:15 p.m. PDT
Watched ur press conference online, amazing job. Ur a class guy, just the type of leader I would love to work for someday. Call me!
Voicemail from: Todd Graham
To: Pat Haden
Date: 9/29/2013
Time: 10 pm PDT
"Hey Pat, it's Todd. Realize it's been a long, difficult day for you, pardner, so you might not have been checking your emails. Or text messages. But hopefully you get this voicemail before going to bed, because I just wanted to reiterate that USC is the dream job for me! I'll be up for a while watching a rerun of that 1974 comeback against Notre Dame, so give me a call. Fight on!"
Email from: Todd Graham
To: Pat Haden
Date: 9/30/2013
Time: 9 a.m. PDT
Hey Pat,
I hope you got the fruit basket the Graham family sent to your office this morning. If you look between the pear and the grapefruit, you will find a small laminated card with my career win-loss record, which is not too shabby. Just think what I could do with USC talent! Call me!
Good to Great with Graham,
Todd Graham
Text message from: Todd Graham
To: Pat Haden
Date: 9/30/2013
Time: 3 p.m. PDT
Please look out ur office window. I am told there is a plane circling the McKay Center with a banner that expresses the true wishes of the Trojan Family. In case u can't see it, it says "Todd Graham: The Best Man for the Job." I had nothing to do with this, just heard about it through the grapevine. Call me!
Voicemail from: Todd Graham
To: Pat Haden
Date: 9/30/2013
Time: 10 p.m. PDT
"Hey Pat, just wanted to let you know that I think your pass to Shelton Diggs to win the 1975 Rose Bowl was great. I know he had to dive to catch it and all, but you put it where only he could get it. Let's talk ball sometime soon. Gimme a holler!"
Email from: Todd Graham
To: Pat Haden
Date: 10/1/2013
Time: 12:01 a.m. PDT
Hey Pat,
You've been busy, I've been busy – I understand why I haven't heard from you. No big deal at all. When you're ready. Which is hopefully soon, haha.
But listen: I know you have Arizona on Oct. 10, and I beat those Wildcats last year. I can be in L.A. by dawn Oct. 6, after we play Notre Dame, to give you my gameplan. And heck, if you want to just hire me on the spot, well, let's make it happen! I can get to know the players that day, do the introductory press conference that night and be on the practice field with the team Monday afternoon.
I know changing teams in mid-season might ruffle a few feathers, but I can handle it if you can. This is my dream job, really. I know all the words to "Conquest." Hire me, Pat. Now.
In Todd We Trust,
Todd Graham