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UTEP's "sorry-looking, pot-bellied" Mascot (as referred to by UTEP Prez!)
(09-18-2013 03:02 PM)El Runner Wrote:  
(09-18-2013 02:50 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:  
(09-18-2013 02:48 PM)El Runner Wrote:  If they call those tacos, I wonder how their hamburgers look like? They probably use ham instead of beef. Just looking at those tacos (flautas), it makes me want to go to the restroom.

They probably use donkey meat...

I think you've discovered something there. Their sign says they serve hamburgers, hotdogs and "burritos".

Now we know what happened to the donkey after they got rid of it!
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RE: UTEP's "sorry-looking, pot-bellied" Mascot (as referred to by UTEP Prez!)
I've never had a flauta with a flour tortilla, only corn. Up until the point in the video when they covered them in sauce, the tacos are indistinguishable from what we call flautas. YMMV.

And now I'm hungry again. We need another thread just to talk Mexican food smack. 03-lmfao
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Gasp, I can't believe I'm agreeing 03-weeping with a bird brain (roadrunner) but he's right. A concoction with flour tortillas are called "burritos" ever since I can remember and I've been around longer than some of you.

Let me "learn" you guys something: A flour tortilla with whatever inside is a burrito. A corn tortilla that is rolled is a flauta. A flat corn tortilla is a tostada. A corn tortilla in a bowl shape is a chalupa. A folded corn tortilla is a taco.

As for flour tortillas, ah, what memories. I remember as a boy coming home and smelling the aroma of them being flattened on that comal by my mother and getting a warm one and smearing it with butter. What a simple magnificence. She would make a whole stack of them and they'd be gone by the next day and back to making them she would go. Until they started selling them in the stores and would send us to buy a dozen of what she called "fake tortillas". Ha, ha.
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(09-18-2013 03:17 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  I've never had a flauta with a flour tortilla, only corn. Up until the point in the video when they covered them in sauce, the tacos are indistinguishable from what we call flautas. YMMV.

And now I'm hungry again. We need another thread just to talk Mexican food smack. 03-lmfao

Quote: Let me "learn" you guys something:

Can you learn us how you can jack up the quote feature too?


Btw, I did enjoy your discussion on the finer points of the two tortillas. 03-yawn
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Quote Smack FTW!
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RE: UTEP's "sorry-looking, pot-bellied" Mascot (as referred to by UTEP Prez!)
okay since you guys don't want to believe me, I googled it... when has the internet ever been wrong?

http://mexicanfood.about.com/od/mexicanc...aquito.htm
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UTEP's "sorry-looking, pot-bellied" Mascot (as referred to by UTEP Prez!)
(09-18-2013 03:39 PM)randaddyminer Wrote:  okay since you guys don't want to believe me, I googled it... when has the internet ever been wrong?

http://mexicanfood.about.com/od/mexicanc...aquito.htm

Yeah, because an article written by a person named Chelsie Kenyon from California sure is an expert on Mexican food...
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Sheesh man, what do Mexicans know about Mexican food. LOL They probably copied someone from San Anto. 03-wink
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(09-18-2013 03:35 PM)mistabinks Wrote:  Quote Smack FTW!

I'm bringing the pain and unleashing the arsenal on you all donkey mofos! 03-lmfao
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LOL...TexMex smack.....
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(09-18-2013 04:11 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  LOL...TexMex smack.....

East Coast People Think That BBQ Is Only Pork smack lol
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(09-18-2013 04:16 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:  
(09-18-2013 04:11 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  LOL...TexMex smack.....

East Coast People Think That BBQ Is Only Pork smack lol

Difference is, that is truth03-idea
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(09-18-2013 01:49 PM)mistabinks Wrote:  Little brothers are so funny when they are trying to make a point. Cute even.

You consider us your little brother? Awww, that's so sweet. Well, like most little brothers, we're going to grow up and kick your ass, starting this Saturday!

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(09-18-2013 02:08 PM)MondoMiner Wrote:  Back to the topic:

[Image: roadkill_zps280e0160.jpg]

Uh, no, I think you're a sorry-looking, pot-bellied jack-ass (to quote your former prez).
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(09-18-2013 12:35 AM)asonofmarshall Wrote:  Ok...so...can someone explain to the kid who has been to Corbin, KY (birthplace of KFC) what The Colonel and his chicken have to do with UTSA?

Well, you see, back in 2011, when UTSA was in its first-ever year of football, KFC ran a promotion where if you bought a certain amount of stuff, you'd get four ticket to the nose-bleed section of a UTSA game. UTEP and UNT fans can't get over it and insist that every person that attends a UTSA game got their ticket from KFC. You see, they can't stand that a school in only its third year of football is already averaging higher attendance than their schools.
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It's better than to be a bird brained roadkill too dumb to fend for yourself federally protected chicken looking feather encased can't fly dodo related subspecies. Hee, hee.

One question: How come FIU and FAU don't hate each other?
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(09-18-2013 05:55 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  It's better than to be a bird brained roadkill too dumb to fend for yourself federally protected chicken looking feather encased can't fly dodo related subspecies. Hee, hee.

Please keep your 5-year old off the computer. This site is not fit for his eyes.
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Absolutely, UTEP's smack has to be 100% factual. We can't have fun at KFCSA's expense. We can't all come up with donkey jokes you know. That's gold!
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(09-18-2013 05:57 PM)Fear The Beak Wrote:  
(09-18-2013 05:55 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  It's better than to be a bird brained roadkill too dumb to fend for yourself federally protected chicken looking feather encased can't fly dodo related subspecies. Hee, hee.

Please keep your 5-year old off the computer. This site is not fit for his eyes.

LOL, ha, ha, it did come out that way, huh? 04-jawdrop
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(09-18-2013 05:59 PM)mistabinks Wrote:  Absolutely, UTEP's smack has to be 100% factual. We can't have fun at KFCSA's expense. We can't all come up with donkey jokes you know. That's gold!

By the way havent you heard we moved off chicken and are now on burgers. I purchased a Rowdy Burger at Sonic and got 6 tickets, a colder holder (or a koozie for you UTEP folk), a car flag, 2 shirts (orange/blue), sideline pass for game of my choice, ticket for free beer at dome, UTSA golf tees and a Coach Coker FatHead for my wall.
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