1. Tissue paper
2. a kitten
3. Richard Simmons
   

Karaoke
Prius
Obama

defenseless newborn children
abandoned puppies
Perez Hilton

Stephan Hawking
Kids you see on the just send 10 cents a day commercials to help them get clean water
Chuck Norris' corpse, when he finally decides he's too awesome for existential life and tries to fight God

Howard Wolowitz
Pee Wee Herman
Baby bunnies

Chris Tucker's character in The Fifth Element.

The painter, Bob Ross

Marshmellows

(09-15-2013 12:46 PM)He1nousOne Wrote:  Chris Tucker's character in The Fifth Element.

The painter, Bob Ross

Marshmellows

I just shot tea through my nose. Hers's an entry from Bob's Wiki page-

"Having held military positions that required him to be, in his own words, "mean" and "tough," "the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work," Ross decided that if he ever moved on from the military, "it wasn't going to be that way any more," vowing "never to scream again.""

He was once really tough and chose the way of peaceful painting teacher. Who would have thought?

(09-15-2013 01:13 PM)Ned Low Wrote:  

(09-15-2013 12:46 PM)He1nousOne Wrote:  Chris Tucker's character in The Fifth Element.

The painter, Bob Ross

Marshmellows

I just shot tea through my nose. Hers's an entry from Bob's Wiki page-

"Having held military positions that required him to be, in his own words, "mean" and "tough," "the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work," Ross decided that if he ever moved on from the military, "it wasn't going to be that way any more," vowing "never to scream again.""

He was once really tough and chose the way of peaceful painting teacher. Who would have thought?

Never knew that about him. I had a good chuckle at the thought of comparing him to the Longhorns but the one that really got me laughing was this one.









Perhaps Bob Ross would be a proper candidate for the new Longhorn Head Coach?

Nathan Lane...

Rob Schneider...

Daniel Stern...

Iraqi Military Defense.
A Yugo.
Lindsay Lohan in a bar.

Obtaining a degree as a student athlete at UNC.

The French
The first level of Candy Crush
Creamed Spinach

1) Graduating from a texas high school
2) gaining admission to an SEC program
3) pretty much any other FBS defense and a few of the better FCS defenses

(09-15-2013 11:25 PM)Poliicious Wrote:  1) Graduating from a texas high school
2) gaining admission to an SEC program
3) pretty much any other FBS defense and a few of the better FCS defenses

Uh, getting into Missouri, Vanderbilt, Georgia, Florida, and Texas A&M isn't easy. None of the other SEC schools are poorly ranked. I actually think that the states of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Arkansas actually have the right idea when it comes to their flagship universities. They should provide a good, basic education to the masses at an affordable cost. Creating a public school with a miniscule acceptance rate that heavily draws from the wealthiest kids is really not serving the public and really a better function for a private school. Feel free to laugh at the U of Arkansas or Auburn, but I think they actually do a great job of efficiently educating the masses of their states and providing a good education as well.

Staring at your profile picture
My mom's coffee
Dialing 911

Lou Holtz's spit saturated desk where he sits on camera at espn. The thing might as well be made of soggy paper at this point.

whipped cream
butterfly wings
air

Cincy and UConn getting out of the AAC...