(09-17-2013 05:59 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:  

(09-17-2013 05:44 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Believe me. Not even OUR MOMMY from ut-austin has one and we surely didn't STEAL that from you. You were still a community college.

FIFY

And you need to get your facts straight, we have never been a community college. At least do some reasearch before you start posting, but hey, I dont expect much from someone that went to a school that accepts 99% of their applicants... just like a true COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

Hey, don't get your panties in a wad. Your blood pressure went up so high you misspelled research or is that how you learned to spell it at San Anto Community College?

(09-17-2013 06:02 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(09-17-2013 05:59 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:  

(09-17-2013 05:44 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Believe me. Not even OUR MOMMY from ut-austin has one and we surely didn't STEAL that from you. You were still a community college.

FIFY

And you need to get your facts straight, we have never been a community college. At least do some reasearch before you start posting, but hey, I dont expect much from someone that went to a school that accepts 99% of their applicants... just like a true COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

Hey, don't get your panties in a wad. Your blood pressure went up so high you misspelled research or is that how you learned to spell it at San Anto Community College?

I see you dont have a good comeback, so you have to become a grammar nazi, and if you know anything about typing, typing at 65 wpm does have its drawbacks.

I find it funny that a school with a 99% acceptance rate calls another school a community college. Most, if not all community colleges have a 99% acceptance rate.

I see you dont have a good comeback, so you have to become a grammar nazi, and if you know anything about typing, typing at 65 wpm does have its drawbacks. (quote from the marine)

Well. Don't type so fast. Duh.

(09-17-2013 06:18 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  I see you dont have a good comeback, so you have to become a grammar nazi, and if you know anything about typing, typing at 65 wpm does have its drawbacks. (quote from the marine)

Well. Don't type so fast. Duh.

This Marine can type 65 wpm and still hit a target at 500 yards away without a scope.

And its "Marine", with a capital M. Marine is a title.

Hee, hee, you crack me up. Oh, you forgot "hooahh".

When my son graduated from marine basic, I asked him if they were as tough as they say they are. He laughed and told me that I was tougher. I took that as a compliment. "It's just a game dad, just a game".

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your service but as an Air Force (see I capitalized that) Viet Nam vet I know about intra-service rivalries.

(09-17-2013 06:28 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Hee, hee, you crack me up. Oh, you forgot "hooahh".

When my son graduated from marine basic, I asked him if they were as tough as they say they are. He laughed and told me that I was tougher. I took that as a compliment. "It's just a game dad, just a game".

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your service but as an Air Force (see I capitalized that) Viet Nam vet I know about intra-service rivalries.

You said ChAir Force?

(09-17-2013 06:31 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:  

(09-17-2013 06:28 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Hee, hee, you crack me up. Oh, you forgot "hooahh".

When my son graduated from marine basic, I asked him if they were as tough as they say they are. He laughed and told me that I was tougher. I took that as a compliment. "It's just a game dad, just a game".

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your service but as an Air Force (see I capitalized that) Viet Nam vet I know about intra-service rivalries.

You said ChAir Force?

Si. El mismo.

I gotta hand it to those D.I.s they really know how to brainwash you gyrines. Oh, sorry, I know that sounds to much like "latrines".

(09-17-2013 06:37 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(09-17-2013 06:31 PM)UTSAMarineVet09 Wrote:  

(09-17-2013 06:28 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Hee, hee, you crack me up. Oh, you forgot "hooahh".

When my son graduated from marine basic, I asked him if they were as tough as they say they are. He laughed and told me that I was tougher. I took that as a compliment. "It's just a game dad, just a game".

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your service but as an Air Force (see I capitalized that) Viet Nam vet I know about intra-service rivalries.

You said ChAir Force?

Si. El mismo.

I gotta hand it to those D.I.s they really know how to brainwash you gyrines. Oh, sorry, I know that sounds to much like "latrines".

What is the difference between an airman and a pig?
The pig doesn't turn into a airman when it's drunk.

What is the difference between an airman and a pig?
The pig doesn't turn into a airman when it's drunk. (Quote from the gyring)


That's right! He turns into a Marine.

An Airman is sitting at a bar having a drink. Three guys come over and sit at the bar with him. The Airman leans over to the first guy and says hey you want to hear a Marine joke. The first guy says before you begin you need to know I am a 5'10 190 lb Marine, the guy next to me is 6'0 and a 215 lb Marine, and the last guy sitting at the bar here with us is 6'2 225 lb Marine. Do you still want to tell your joke? The Airman looks at the Marines and says nah I don't want to have to explain it three times.

(09-17-2013 08:17 PM)cyc46 Wrote:  An Airman is sitting at a bar having a drink. Three guys come over and sit at the bar with him. The Airman leans over to the first guy and says hey you want to hear a Marine joke. The first guy says before you begin you need to know I am a 5'10 190 lb Marine, the guy next to me is 6'0 and a 215 lb Marine, and the last guy sitting at the bar here with us is 6'2 225 lb Marine. Do you still want to tell your joke? The Airman looks at the Marines and says nah I don't want to have to explain it three times.

A UTSA fan posted that joke 5 minutes after you did.... And said it was theirs.

I've got to say this whole rivalry is funny. I've got my popcorn ready. Do you?