(04-30-2013 04:42 PM)JMUDunk Wrote: Out of business for indecency. hahaha.
Have these people ever been to a swimming pool? Watched television? Wow. You can see this and more on the Quad on the right days.
You've heard of the old joke about why fundamentalist Christians object to pre-marital sex? It's because they're afraid it might lead to dancing.
Here's a better one (involving a scantily clad young lady):
Billy Graham dies and reaches the Pearly Gates where St. Peter stops him and says he has to check his list. Graham says, "Don't you know who I am? You should have the whole committee here to greet me." Unmoved, St. Peter mutters, "Just a second...," as he continues to leaf through the list. Just then a petite young girl in a short dress, low top and heels saunters up and says, "Hiya Pete!" He looks up and smiles, "Good morning, Miss. Come right in," and he opens the gate.
Graham is incensed! He says, "What are you doing letting that little tart in before me, and greeting her so warmly?" St. Peter looks at him and says, "That girl drove a little red sports car, dodged in and out of traffic at twice the speed limit, squealed her tires around every corner, all while texting on her cell phone and putting on make-up."
Graham says, "Exactly. Why is she even here?"
St. Peter says, "Sir, she scared the Hell out of more people in her short life that you ever did."