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Beaver Kills Man
Let this be a warning to any man out for a pleasant fishing trip...if it's not your beaver, leave it alone. Rimshot


http://www.delawareonline.com/article/20...y=obinsite
04-17-2013 12:25 PM
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Beaver has been the downfall of many a man.
04-17-2013 12:28 PM
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(04-17-2013 12:25 PM)Longhorn Wrote:  Let this be a warning to any man out for a pleasant fishing trip...if it's not your beaver, leave it alone. Rimshot


http://www.delawareonline.com/article/20...y=obinsite

I thought that I had some bad beaver experiences, but this is ridiculous.
04-17-2013 12:31 PM
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Brings back bittersweet memories of the cheerleading squad
04-17-2013 01:09 PM
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I've been in some sketchy Beaver situations, but NEVER one that bit back! Yowza.
04-17-2013 01:48 PM
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(04-17-2013 12:25 PM)Longhorn Wrote:  ....if it's not your beaver, leave it alone.

TWSS. 05-nono
04-17-2013 03:01 PM
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Belarus Beaver. DFWI!!
04-17-2013 03:05 PM
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I had a similar experience once trying to take a picture of a beaver, but I just got hit in the head with a beer mug. Hurt like hell, but I lived. Because I was under the table she couldn't draw back to get a good swing or I may not be here today. 01-lauramac2
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04-17-2013 03:09 PM
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(04-17-2013 03:09 PM)bulldogg Wrote:  I had a similar experience once trying to take a picture of a beaver, but I just got hit in the head with a beer mug. Hurt like hell, but I lived. Because I was under the table she couldn't draw back to get a good swing or I may not be here today. 01-lauramac2

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04-17-2013 03:22 PM
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I don't know if anyone took note of this part of the story, but it sounded rather risque. I wonder if our Christian Crusading AG Mr. Cuchinelli heard about this:

"...and two girls were seriously injured after being mauled by a beaver in Virginia last year."
04-17-2013 03:37 PM
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At the end of the end of the article, some lady had to fend off some sort of dragon. But she survived.
04-17-2013 03:45 PM
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You down with OPB? yea, U know me.
04-17-2013 05:27 PM
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(04-17-2013 03:37 PM)Longhorn Wrote:  I don't know if anyone took note of this part of the story, but it sounded rather risque. I wonder if our Christian Crusading AG Mr. Cuchinelli heard about this:

"...and two girls were seriously injured after being mauled by a beaver in Virginia last year."

I know some girls like to experiment in college, but when you get mauled by a beaver, give it up - you're definitely doing it wrong.
04-17-2013 05:45 PM
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04-17-2013 07:29 PM
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