(04-06-2013 04:37 PM)Dancing Banana Wrote:  

Putz. I use a Mac, not a Dell. Go back to your abacus. And quit assuming things, you maroon.

Why did it take me so long to reply? Because unlike you, I have a life. You should think about that when you're not spewing vitriol.

(04-01-2013 02:37 PM)smackdaddy Wrote:  ^ Yay!! Sounds like Mort/Ira's back! I was afraid the Easter egg hunt had kept him too preoccupied to bag on Walt. I guess now that Mommy and Daddy are back at work, the family Dell is free. Don't forget to clear out the history AND cookies when you're "done"!

No worries. I don't think it took you a particularly undue amount of time to reply, especially considering the resounding success of your comeback. A good abacus rejoinder like that would take most posters anywhere from 2 weeks to a month, so 5 days is pretty damn impressive.

Unfortunately, I'm unable to take you up on your last offer. It's very difficult for me to think about vast and wondrous things when I'm not spewing vitriol. It's a shortcoming to be sure, and I'm working on it. But for right now, while not spewing vitriol, I just can't comprehend the life you have. It's like an ant pondering String Theory. Incomprehensible. I can, however, think about it when I am spewing vitriol. And I will think about it. I promise. In fact, I feel some bile bubbling in my throat right now, and I'm gonna be sure to think about your life. Here it comes. Here it comes. Yessss... You...