Courtesy Nicholas Kastner
The Most Hated College Basketball Players of the Last 30 Years
A tournament to determine the most despised in recent NCAA hoops history
By Rafe Bartholomew on March 11, 2013


"Name someone you hate."

When I try to answer this, the first person who comes to mind is not the guy who pulled a box cutter and took $7 off me in eighth grade, or the high school bully who forced me to sing the Saved by the Bell theme song under threat of being rolled down 96th Street in a garbage can. It's Wojo.

Yes, Wojo. Hardcourt-slapping, charge-drawing, pass-and-cut-awaying Steve Wojciechowski, the honorable-mention All-American who played point guard for Duke from 1994 to 1998. I'm probably not alone in feeling this way — the Washington Times called him "the most reviled 6.6-point scorer in NCAA basketball history." But if I took a moment to think about it, I could probably come up with more reasonable people to hate. No, not Saul Smith or Casey Jacobsen or Toby Bailey (well, maybe them), but someone more worthy of such powerful and raw emotion. In the moment, however, few things make my blood boil like some ACC pretty boy or deadeye shooter or egregious flopper or hard-nosed defender — or some unholy amalgamation of all these qualities.

Our hatred of college basketball players may be shallow, but damn is it salient. So, with the NCAA tournament beginning next week, Grantland has decided to kick-start March Madness by celebrating the athletes who make us maddest. Behold, a bracket to determine the most hated college basketball player of the last 30 years.
Hated College Basketball Players Bracket Round 1
Illustration by Nicholas Kastner



The 32-player competition has four regions — one each for players from the 1980s, 1990s, and 21st century, and another for Duke Blue Devils. Before Coach K and the Cameron Crazies get too worked up about being singled out, let me explain the decision to turn part of this bracket into a mini-tournament of Duke hate. For starters, imagine the alternative. Think of all the Dukies who didn't make the cut: Carlos Boozer, Kyle Singler, Trajan Langdon, Brian Zoubek, Ryan Kelly, the Brothers Plumlee, Chris Collins, Thomas Hill, Alaa Abdelnaby, and many, many more. If Duke weren't confined to its own quadrant, half the athletes in the competition might be Blue Devils. And if they were peppered throughout all the regions, an all-Duke Final Four wouldn't just be a possibility — it would be a likelihood. Sure, a lot of people hate Joakim Noah, Eric Montross, and Derrick Coleman, but when it's nut-cutting time would a majority of sports fans choose them over J.J. Redick, Christian Laettner, and Danny Ferry?

Besides, isn't being hated by the rest of America essential to the experience of supporting Duke? Blue Devil fans know people will revel in the upsets to Lehigh and the lackluster professional careers of Cherokee Parks and Chris Carrawell and William Avery. They know people will cry conspiracy every time the refs give Duke a questionable call. They know people will feel like bashing their heads into their flat-screens every time Clark Kellogg singles out an "impressive young man" on Coach K's roster.

Of course, the Duke alumni and coaches and players must know that the real reason they are hated is because they are so damn good. And for all of us college basketball fans who are so damn stubborn, hating Duke is the most comfortable and covert way to appreciate the program's team success and the individual brilliance of guys like Elton Brand, Jay Williams, and Grant Hill.

So yeah, respect to Duke for all the success, but Laettner should have been tossed from the perfect game for stomping that dude from Kentucky, and his buzzer-beater was lucky. And Thomas Hill — come on, man, why are you crying?

With the rest of the bracket, we'd like to explore the different levels and flavors of college basketball hatred. What's worse? The antipathy for Patrick Ewing, whose dominance at Georgetown seemed to scare Big East crowds into vile and blatant racist taunts? The way Pac-10 students cheered "Cher-yl! Cher-yl!" to remind Reggie Miller of his sister, who back then was by far the more accomplished player? Jalen Rose, Larry Johnson, and Allen Iverson represented a sea change in basketball culture. For that, they're beloved by many but perhaps despised by more. There's not much mystery to what turned us off about Bill Curley and Eric Montross — they were white stiffs with terrible haircuts. And does anyone bring it all together in one package better than Tyler Hansbrough? Psycho T had it all — accolades galore, 4,000 percent effort, and those bugged-out, demonstrative, lunatic eyes. Plus, during an era in which few players with serious NBA futures spend more than two years in school, it felt like Hansbrough never left. You could hate him year after year after year.

So who wins? Well, Christian Laettner wins. But who makes things interesting before that foregone conclusion is up to you. Should you vote for a player who was hated in his time over a guy who just pisses you off? Your call. And honestly, if you never saw Patrick Ewing play at Georgetown and you just want to vote him into the Final Four because he traveled every time he made his hop-skip-jump move across the lane or because he blew the layup that cost the Knicks the 1995 Eastern Conference semifinals, well, we can't stop you. Just rage out all over this bracket and help us crown the most hated college basketball player of the last three decades.

Let's get started. Vote on our Facebook page now!

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Can we vote for Reggie Miller and Jalen Rose for who they are now?

Tyler Hansbrough and Aaron Craft

Can't stand Devendorf or McNamera.
Aaron Craft is right up there too because he gets away with blatantly fouling on every possession.
Kevin Frey would make my list too.

Who hates Luke Walton, Kirk Heinrich or Joakim Noah? I guess teams that they beat up on hate them. I thought they were just really great players.

As much crap as Cincinnati has received over the years for being "thugs", I'm surprised the 1990-2000 lists do not contain any of them.

This list is bogus... they have obviously omitted Diego Guevara

Kevin Frey, Terrell Holloway, Kenny Frease, David West,.....yada, yada, yada

Crew, clearly our own list would look quite different from theirs :

Diego
Penny
Devendork (I guess that is one that is on the list)
Frey
West
Hell, any Xavier player...

(03-12-2013 08:39 AM)mptnstr@44 Wrote:  Can't stand Devendorf or McNamera.
Aaron Craft is right up there too because he gets away with blatantly fouling on every possession.
Kevin Frey would make my list too.

Who hates Luke Walton, Kirk Heinrich or Joakim Noah? I guess teams that they beat up on hate them. I thought they were just really great players.

Yeah Devendorf/McNamara, not even close for me.

Kleinschmidt.

(03-12-2013 08:31 AM)cinbinsportsfan Wrote:  Can we vote for Reggie Miller and Jalen Rose for who they are now?

Ha, I love the Jalen Rose podcast, also love Story Time with Jalen Rose, the one where he stole Patrick Ewing's TV is hilarious.

i didn't even follow college bball in the 80s but i'm voting Rick Fox out of principle.

(03-12-2013 09:16 AM)Crewdogz Wrote:  This list is bogus... they have obviously omitted Diego Guevara

Got to make the tourney to qualify, did he ever make the tourney?

(03-12-2013 09:13 AM)BJUnklFkr Wrote:  As much crap as Cincinnati has received over the years for being "thugs", I'm surprised the 1990-2000 lists do not contain any of them.

Honestly, setting aside the thug label, the closest thing we've had to a villain would have been Kenyon and Nicky. Those are the only two that really, imo, showed up opponents. The other bearcats were just tough SOBs who played extra physical bball, but they weren't anything that would fit the definition of villain.

(03-12-2013 09:16 AM)Crewdogz Wrote:  This list is bogus... they have obviously omitted Diego Guevara

First thought when I read the thread title and then when I scanned the field.

(03-12-2013 09:24 AM)JackieTreehorn Wrote:  Kleinschmidt.

DOUGHBOY!

DOUGHBOY!

I loved to hear that whenever he touched the ball. And it wasn't just a few fans yelling. It was every fan in the stands.

One of my favorite memories in the era.

Diego HAHAHAHA -best time ever was his last visit to the Shoe. Entire crowd booed everytime he touched the ball, the entire game. It's says something when the volume meter topped out each time he touched it. LOL, they were afraid to even pass him the ball most of the 2nd half, and when he did get it he put up some of the worst bricks in his career.

All time hated player? Any with a blue/white X on their jersey. Specifics - Mongo and Holloway, maybe a couple others.

(03-12-2013 09:24 AM)JackieTreehorn Wrote:  Kleinschmidt.

Dough-Boy

(03-12-2013 10:10 AM)FLIP Wrote:  Diego HAHAHAHA -best time ever was his last visit to the Shoe. Entire crowd booed everytime he touched the ball, the entire game. It's says something when the volume meter topped out each time he touched it. LOL, they were afraid to even pass him the ball most of the 2nd half, and when he did get it he put up some of the worst bricks in his career.

All time hated player? Any with a blue/white X on their jersey. Specifics - Mongo and Holloway, maybe a couple others.

David West and Kevin Frey have to be in there somewhere.

Aaron Craft,,bar none
Prickly fouling machine with no offense, and playing for Fad Mattre.