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So I was waiting in on my wife in the parking lot at Brookwood Dental today & something happened that scarred me for life.

I was looking in the rear view mirror and noticed that this big old lady got out of the car.

She proceeded to squat over, drop her drawers, & relieve herself on the sidewalk.

It wasn't even a pretty lady.

She then pulled up her drawers & hopped back in the car.

To her credit, she did attempt to look around to make sure no one was watching.

Unfortunately I was.

I don't think that'd even clear up the image nor years of therapy

When I was 16 I was driving through Oneonta on a fine summers day, stopped at a light and watched this amazingly cute blond girl cross the street with her friend. Being 16, by the time she had crossed the road I had imagined all sorts of fun ways I could have spent the rest of the day with her, mostly involving the removal of the little yellow sun dress she was wearing. While my brain was imagining these things with the fervor and lust that only a 16 year old can, my eyes never left her... Which is why I saw her turn her head to the side and spit out the largest hunk of tobacco I have ever seen... Some scars don't heal.

(03-14-2013 10:40 PM)BlazerMatt Wrote:  When I was 16 I was driving through Oneonta on a fine summers day, stopped at a light and watched this amazingly cute blond girl cross the street with her friend. Being 16, by the time she had crossed the road I had imagined all sorts of fun ways I could have spent the rest of the day with her, mostly involving the removal of the little yellow sun dress she was wearing. While my brain was imagining these things with the fervor and lust that only a 16 year old can, my eyes never left her... Which is why I saw her turn her head to the side and spit out the largest hunk of tobacco I have ever seen... Some scars don't heal.

Dang!

(03-13-2013 07:37 PM)the_blazerman Wrote:  So I was waiting in on my wife in the parking lot at Brookwood Dental today & something happened that scarred me for life.

I was looking in the rear view mirror and noticed that this big old lady got out of the car.

She proceeded to squat over, drop her drawers, & relieve herself on the sidewalk.

It wasn't even a pretty lady.

She then pulled up her drawers & hopped back in the car.

To her credit, she did attempt to look around to make sure no one was watching.

Unfortunately I was.

A couple of buddies and I went to New Orleans this past weekend. I drew the task of parking the car. I found a spot and went to catch up with my friends. Six college age girls were standing/blocking the sidewalk. There was a parking area behind where they were standing so I cut through the parking lot. I hear a noise and look left....there isn't a much less attractive pose that seeing a drunk girl with her skirt pulled up and hanging on to two car doorhandles letting it fly.

I'm just glad it wasn't my car in the splatter pattern.