I'm going with bathroom attendant, or floor sweat mopper!

Clean the floor at basketball games after someone falls down. We don't seem to ever have anybody who can do it. The refs and/or players for both teams end up doing it most of the time. Last game was a good example but it seems like every game. Even the adults can't seem to do it let alone the kids they have trying to.

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cmon dudes,,,,,,,,,,,its so obvious,,,,,,,,,,

SCOREBOARD OPERATOR

Dave is holding a hand full of aces.


Fashion Model





Fundraising and Promotions





Construction Management





Marketing





Become the Official Polisher of ETSU's highly coveted A-Sun All Sports Trophies





Upon retirement, start up a College Athletics Consulting Firm with Stanton

Food and beverage director
Associate director in charge of changing the sanitation bags in the women's bathroom.

In all seriousness, he should have to serve out his time in the same undignified manner that the last football guys had to do. Pick up trash after games, run and get coffee for people, wash uniforms or whatever.

I kinda doubt that Dave will serve out his time if ETSU will let him retire now. It has to be miserably uncomfortable for everyone to have him around.

Here's a better idea. Have him submit formal apologies to those insulted. It should start with Jerry Robertson who wasn't allowed to have Falcons head coach and ETSU alumnus Mike Smith speak on campus. Secondly, make him cheer wildly and loudly at the next basketball game after making an apology for ever asking for dignified fan behavior....(remember the post about spirit Nazis?).

(01-14-2013 02:27 AM)Seattle Bucs Wrote:  Dave is holding a hand full of aces.


Fashion Model





Fundraising and Promotions





Construction Management





Marketing





Become the Official Polisher of ETSU's highly coveted A-Sun All Sports Trophies





Upon retirement, start up a College Athletics Consulting Firm with Stanton

Hilarious!!!!!

(01-14-2013 01:14 AM)One Of The Last Buc Linemen Wrote:  ,
cmon dudes,,,,,,,,,,,its so obvious,,,,,,,,,,

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A new member of the Axis secruity team.

Have him pass out T-shirts before the game. (Bring back Football). Then have him in a dunking booth at the half.
5 dollars a throw, all money to go to bringing back football.

(01-14-2013 08:41 AM)RodShaw2 Wrote:  Have him pass out T-shirts before the game. (Bring back Football). Then have him in a dunking booth at the half.
5 dollars a throw, all money to go to bringing back football.

That might boost the sagging basketball attendance! Put his wife in one next to him and the Bucs average 6,000 fans a game til the end of the year.

Dunking booth at half wouldnt work, nobody would be in the stands for the entire second half as everyone would be in line

My butler.

Dr. Noland's cleaning lady, like Farva from Super Troopers. They should make Jackie clean the area around where Mooney Field used to be.

(01-14-2013 11:10 AM)Buccaneerlover Wrote:  Dr. Noland's cleaning lady, like Farva from Super Troopers. They should make Jackie clean the area around where Mooney Field used to be.

Those are great jobs for him. I like making him fund raise for football.

Should served baked beans at basketball games and clean the bathrooms after them. Sorry for being immature lol.

I personally have an image of Dave sitting in a corner, dressed in his little white shorts, bouncing a ball on a racket. At 4:30, Noland walks into the room and tells Dave to take his racket and turn it back into Allen and go home.

haha!

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