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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 02:55 PM)Blue_Trombone Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:42 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:37 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:34 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:26 PM)Blue_Trombone Wrote:  Apparently Georgia Southern is bringing their band. Unfortunately they declined to play a halftime show. Seems they're too scared that we'd show their fans how a real marching band does halftime.

TO HELL WITH GEORGIA SOUTHERN

I'm sure we're only bringing a pep band. We don't normally travel with our full band. We added a pep band last season. It's basically 1/3rd or 1/4th of the full band and they rotate who goes.

They only know how to play the skin flute and probably aren't doing that right. There are some JMU drummers that may be looking to transfer though.

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. Resort to homosexual humor when you have nothign better. Good one. And then, you still can't get off JMU's ****! Those guys really are in your heads aren't they?

Tell me, do you hate JMU more than you hate your riv... I mean your former riv... shoot, that's not right either. What exactly is ECU to y'all now that they bolted on you?

He's referring to this (LINK)

No crap. Still, you're playing GSU, not JMU. Perhaps you guys should get off their jocks for a while. We don't give 2 craps about the JMU band and their personal life choices? Are you following it because you are thinking of transferring? Tolerance!
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 02:58 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:55 PM)Blue_Trombone Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:42 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:37 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:34 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  I'm sure we're only bringing a pep band. We don't normally travel with our full band. We added a pep band last season. It's basically 1/3rd or 1/4th of the full band and they rotate who goes.

They only know how to play the skin flute and probably aren't doing that right. There are some JMU drummers that may be looking to transfer though.

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. Resort to homosexual humor when you have nothign better. Good one. And then, you still can't get off JMU's ****! Those guys really are in your heads aren't they?

Tell me, do you hate JMU more than you hate your riv... I mean your former riv... shoot, that's not right either. What exactly is ECU to y'all now that they bolted on you?

He's referring to this (LINK)

We don't give 2 craps about the JMU band and their personal life choices?

Question Mark?
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 03:01 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:58 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:55 PM)Blue_Trombone Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:42 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:37 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  They only know how to play the skin flute and probably aren't doing that right. There are some JMU drummers that may be looking to transfer though.

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. Resort to homosexual humor when you have nothign better. Good one. And then, you still can't get off JMU's ****! Those guys really are in your heads aren't they?

Tell me, do you hate JMU more than you hate your riv... I mean your former riv... shoot, that's not right either. What exactly is ECU to y'all now that they bolted on you?

He's referring to this (LINK)

We don't give 2 craps about the JMU band and their personal life choices?

Question Mark?

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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
Sorry to turn the subject from jocks and men's underwear but I've got a question for you Eagle's.

Last year you guys did a lot of crowing about how Alabama bent you over a barrell and you only cried a little. Do we get to hear you brag about your loss to Georgia this year or are you still hanging your hat on that Alabama loss?
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 03:08 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  Sorry to turn the subject from jocks and men's underwear but I've got a question for you Eagle's.

Last year you guys did a lot of crowing about how Alabama bent you over a barrell and you only cried a little. Do we get to hear you brag about your loss to Georgia this year or are you still hanging your hat on that Alabama loss?

Neither. We're focused on beating the next team in line.
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 03:06 PM)GsEagle76 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 03:01 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:58 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:55 PM)Blue_Trombone Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:42 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. Resort to homosexual humor when you have nothign better. Good one. And then, you still can't get off JMU's ****! Those guys really are in your heads aren't they?

Tell me, do you hate JMU more than you hate your riv... I mean your former riv... shoot, that's not right either. What exactly is ECU to y'all now that they bolted on you?

He's referring to this (LINK)

We don't give 2 craps about the JMU band and their personal life choices?

Question Mark?

Looka heya Pike...wes gots us a Englisssh Majra

No Psychology, I assumed it was a Freudian slip.
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 03:06 PM)GsEagle76 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 03:01 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:58 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:55 PM)Blue_Trombone Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 02:42 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. Resort to homosexual humor when you have nothign better. Good one. And then, you still can't get off JMU's ****! Those guys really are in your heads aren't they?

Tell me, do you hate JMU more than you hate your riv... I mean your former riv... shoot, that's not right either. What exactly is ECU to y'all now that they bolted on you?

He's referring to this (LINK)

We don't give 2 craps about the JMU band and their personal life choices?

Question Mark?

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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
In examining the Georgia Southern Pep band, I guess their jugs beat out the JMU "upright organ" band.

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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 03:29 PM)ODUBB35 Wrote:  In examining the Georgia Southern Pep band, I guess their jugs beat out the JMU "upright organ" band.

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Now... I brought some home made moonshine to the W&M game 2 years ago but I'm flying this time so I won't be able todo that. However, seeing as Moonshiners is set in VA, you buys think you can drum some up?
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 03:29 PM)ODUBB35 Wrote:  In examining the Georgia Southern Pep band, I guess their jugs beat out the JMU "upright organ" band.

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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 03:31 PM)Pike51 Wrote:  
(12-04-2012 03:29 PM)ODUBB35 Wrote:  In examining the Georgia Southern Pep band, I guess their jugs beat out the JMU "upright organ" band.

[Image: hee+haw2.png]

Now... I brought some home made moonshine to the W&M game 2 years ago but I'm flying this time so I won't be able todo that. However, seeing as Moonshiners is set in VA, you buys think you can drum some up?

I had some for the tailgate at JMU and could probably lay hands on some but alas I'll be watching the game on TV this Sat.
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
What is happening. ValleyBoy leaves to try and get a little work done. I come back and what do I find. Talk about, Oh is Ya'll Band going to come then are they going to play during half-time. Now ValleyBoy enjoys marching bands pregame show, halftime show and there playing in the stands, it might have something to do with ValleyBoy's son being in his high school band..............


Then talk about who's fans drink more moonshine.........................

This is the trashtalking thread...... Now ValleyBoy could get into the discussion about your Momma & Poppa,,,,,Bill & Mary.....and Yes done beat up on there sorry Butts and put them in there place several years ago........or ValleyBoy could get in to a heated discussion about why in the world ya'll would choose to name ya'll football....whick by the way is a man sport if ya'll did not know after a butterfly......Yea, real men pull for butterflies........Not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I ValleyBoy will not go there, I ValleyBoy will just leave it at the Georgia Southern Eagles are going to kick some butterfly a$$ this saturday...........So what if it is a close game..........Hey, a victory is a Victory............and the Eagles are going to be the one with the victory and the one still playing football the following weekend...............Mark ValleyBoys word You can take that to the Bank.
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Don't make Valleyboy angry, you wouldn't like Valley when he get angry


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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 05:06 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  Don't make Valleyboy angry, you wouldn't like Valley when he get angry


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Hot Dog,02-13-banana ValleyBoy has always wanted me one of them there fancy laptops with no wire running outever which a way.

Thank you when are you going to sent me one like you have in my picture....ValleyBoy is excited 02-13-banana go get so I will check the mail box ever day......Better yet go ahead and sent it express overnight so and can start using it tomorrow.........

Thank you thanks you thank you.04-bow
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 05:15 PM)ValleyBoy Wrote:  Hot Dog,02-13-banana ValleyBoy has always wanted me one of them there fancy laptops with no wire running outever which a way.

Thank you when are you going to sent me one like you have in my picture....ValleyBoy is excited 02-13-banana go get so I will check the mail box ever day......Better yet go ahead and sent it express overnight so and can start using it tomorrow.........

Thank you thanks you thank you.04-bow

I think it's trying to communicate, what should we do?
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
Georgia Southern Student Section:
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Notice Valleyboy in the hat.

Here we have a closeup of Valleyboy playing GSU cornhole:
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Here is Pike at a Smitty's tailgate:
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Team moms are the foundation of any program. Here is a GSU mom at at the local fair.
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
A little something to help fire you up:



The Eagles came up from Georgia
They were looking for a game to steal
Could be in a bind
If they start to fall behind
With the D' looking to seal the deal

When they heard about this Heinicke
Slinging the ball and throwing it hot
And the Eagles called up to Norfolk
And said "Boy, let me tell you what"

In case you didn’t know it
We've got a football player or two
And if you care to take a dare
We'll make a bet with you"

"Now you throw a pretty good football, boy
But give the Eagles their due
We'll bet our running attack against your arm
'Cause we think we're better than you"

The boy said, "My name's Taylor
I'm always looking to make a play
I'll take your' bet, you're gonna regret
Cause I'm the one that gets away

Taylor you fire up the boys and hit those Eagles hard
All hell breaks loose at Foreman Field and Bobby likes his cards
And if we win there’ll be a trip to Fargo north and cold
But if we lose the Eagles take that road

The Eagles open up the game
With a run to start the show
And fire flies from their shiny cleats
As they score without a throw

And then they’ll pitch the ball across the field
And dart first left then right
And a band of blockers joining in
And it looks like a real long night

When the Eagles finish
Taylor says "Well you're pretty good old bird
But sit down on your bench right there
And watch me on long and third

Scramble in the backfield, block boys, block
The Eagles in the den of the Lion's rock
Goin' cross the middle picking' up yards
Monarchs in the end zone, Eagles left in shards

Scramble in the backfield, run boys, run
Tyree up the middle Taylor in the gun
Nick at the wide out Larry skinny post
Nation don’t you worry - Monarchs score the most

The Eagles bow their heads
Once they know that they’ve been beat
And they couldn’t solve the riddle
Of the golden arm and winged feet

Bobby says "Nation, you come on back
Next week if you want to do it again
Cause this boy wonder and pride of brothers
Could be the best in all the land"

Fire up the engine, score boys, score
Defense at the goal line Hear the Nation roar
Extra points and touchbacks courtesy of Brown
Plisco at the ready Bring the hammer down
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RE: Georgia Southern SMACK thread
(12-04-2012 06:28 PM)Big Blue Crazy Wrote:  A little something to help fire you up:



The Eagles came up from Georgia
They were looking for a game to steal
Could be in a bind
If they start to fall behind
With the D' looking to seal the deal

When they heard about this Heinicke
Slinging the ball and throwing it hot
And the Eagles called up to Norfolk
And said "Boy, let me tell you what"

In case you didn’t know it
We've got a football player or two
And if you care to take a dare
We'll make a bet with you"

"Now you throw a pretty good football, boy
But give the Eagles their due
We'll bet our running attack against your arm
'Cause we think we're better than you"

The boy said, "My name's Taylor
I'm always looking to make a play
I'll take your' bet, you're gonna regret
Cause I'm the one that gets away

Taylor you fire up the boys and hit those Eagles hard
All hell breaks loose at Foreman Field and Bobby likes his cards
And if we win there’ll be a trip to Fargo north and cold
But if we lose the Eagles take that road

The Eagles open up the game
With a run to start the show
And fire flies from their shiny cleats
As they score without a throw

And then they’ll pitch the ball across the field
And dart first left then right
And a band of blockers joining in
And it looks like a real long night

When the Eagles finish
Taylor says "Well you're pretty good old bird
But sit down on your bench right there
And watch me on long and third

Scramble in the backfield, block boys, block
The Eagles in the den of the Lion's rock
Goin' cross the middle picking' up yards
Monarchs in the end zone, Eagles left in shards

Scramble in the backfield, run boys, run
Tyree up the middle Taylor in the gun
Nick at the wide out Larry skinny post
Nation don’t you worry - Monarchs score the most

The Eagles bow their heads
Once they know that they’ve been beat
And they couldn’t solve the riddle
Of the golden arm and winged feet

Bobby says "Nation, you come on back
Next week if you want to do it again
Cause this boy wonder and pride of brothers
Could be the best in all the land"

Fire up the engine, score boys, score
Defense at the goal line Hear the Nation roar
Extra points and touchbacks courtesy of Brown
Plisco at the ready Bring the hammer down

Bowing...simply bowing. Smack Hall of Fame!!!
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Bill and Mary had a bastard child
It's colors blue and gray
Everywhere they took the child
Everyone called it gay.
They called it a school one day And football it did begin
Too bad they found out against the triple option the child couldn't win
So they smacked all week and they would try again to no avail
Because against the Eagles that's all they had and once again they would fail.
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(12-04-2012 08:18 PM)oldfart Wrote:  Bill and Mary had a bastard child
It's colors blue and gray
Everywhere they took the child
Everyone called it gay.
They called it a school one day And football it did begin
Too bad they found out against the triple option the child couldn't win
So they smacked all week and they would try again to no avail
Because against the Eagles that's all they had and once again they would fail.

Well done!
However;
Just before composing that bit of poetic fiction, Oldfart participated in a GSU "Mud Diving" party.

This coeducational event began as an accident of misunderstanding.
A typical GSU alum with no teeth had gone North and learned of the pleasures of muff diving. Enthusiastically he called to tell every bubba he knew, but his gummed diction was interpreted as mud diving and thus the tradition began.

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