Apparently, Coach Orgeron called his first team meeting the other day. I
was told that in about a 15 minute period, he cussed and yelled more
than most men do in their entire lives.
He came in to the locker room to his new team and stood there staring at
his team. He started to talk in his strong Cajun accent and immediately
began yelling at his new team that this 4-7 s**t isn't going to cut it.
He talked about how the last game he coached was the national
championship and screamed that it was a g*d d**n embarassment to win
anything less than 10 games. He went on yelling about how he recruited
Leinart and Bush and that that he didn't come
to Ole Miss to have a g*d d**n losing seasons or even to go to this bull
s**t Cotton Bowl and get g*d d**n thirteenth place. Thirteenth place is
bull s**t and he came here to win.
He said that his team was going to play defense and hit hard. G*d d****t
his team was going to play with g*d d***n passion and they were going to
whip some a***s. He then passed a box around the room and said he wanted
every g*d d**n earring in the room in the box. He isn't going to have
any f*****g p***y girls on his team and wanted every piece of bull s**t
earring in that box right now.
With the team stunned faced with about as opposite a person as one could
have to Cutcliffe, Coach O started to walk towards the door. He looked
back at the team as they passed around the box and said, "I'm going to
walk out of here right now, and when I come back in here, I'm going to
have my shirt off, and I want everyone of you motherf*****s to have your
shirts off too."
He walked out and everyone, confused, started taking their shirts off.
Sure enough, O walked back in, bigger than alot of the guys on the team,
without his shirt on. He started yelling and telling the team that they
needed to get loud. He said, "When I point to this side of the room, I
want you to say 'Ole Miss.' When I point to this side, I want you to
say, 'Wild Boys.'" Standing there with no shirt on with every guy in the
room shirtless, started pointing to each side of the room. Half the team
would yell, "Ole Miss" while the other would yell "Wild Boys."
Apparently it got pretty crazy and guys started flipping chairs,
yelling, and throwing cooler across
the room while chanting Ole Miss... Wild Boys.
He then stopped and said, "One more thing. If any of you
motherf*****s thinks you can take me, you come up here and get a piece
of me right now." He gave everyone an opportunity to come up and fight
him and said, "That's what I thought," and walked out of the room.
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