(01-30-2013 06:19 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Can anyone tell jokes as funny as this one?

Two Englishmen were at a bus stop waiting for their ride when one of them points to a girl across the street and asks, "I say old chap, is that Hortense?"
The other Englishman looks toward where he's pointing and after a while looking, he says, "I don't know old chap, she looks perfectly calm to me."

How is a 2 inch d*ck like a poisonous snake?


You don't want to f*ck with either one of them.

I step down as CUSABBS Ambassador, effective immediately. Maybe I can be AAC Ambassador. Either PTNC can be the new one or the office is vacated. He shouldn't be though, as I have photos from last night of him with the one legged stripper.