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Alternatively,

How much wood could a wood duck duck if a wood duck could duck wood?

OR

How much wood could a wood duck duck if the wood chuck's chucking wood???

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A wood duck would duck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Wood chucky duck wood could duck chuck ckhuc culd dcku wodo wha ??????

I'm not sure, but I bet Heinicke would do better than the wood chuck.

Alternatively;
How much butt could a porkbutt pork, if a porkbutt could pork butt??

A porkbutt can pork butt, butt he doesn't cause porking butt aint as much fun as buttporking.