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Twas the Night before Stachemas and all through the Ham...

All the Blazertalkers were stirring, even the

The fans were all buzzin' in their offices and cubes.

And old time blazertalkers taunted some n00bs.

While Troy fans prepared all the sheep with some lube.

The offense seems ready, the defense seems jacked

The code to Troy's offense, they will have cracked.

Beware "Marching Condoms", your time is at hand...

Your only advantage is your loud crappy band.

Then down in the tunnel arose such a clatter...

I sprang from my uncomfortable hard concrete slab surrounded by locusts to see what was the matter

Toward the home tunnel, I turned with a cheer

The entire Troy football team had wet their pants in fear.

The mustachioed one appeared, who can it be?

A tall, lean ex-QB, who's name was McGee.

He emerged from the Dragon's head, all clad in Green and Gold,

And began writing a new chapter in Blazer history for all to behold,

And the Blazers, they came, and they ran and they passed,
And they scored lots of touchdowns, and they did it quite fast.
And the Trojans, they came and they tripped and they stumbled;
They dropped passes and punted, threw picks and they fumbled.

It was such a demolition that the BOT mumbled

"Just wait til Tha Unaversatah uf Soufh Carolan-uh gets dem Blazuhs, then they-ell be humbled"