they forgot "be quiet" but generally show up naked and beer pretty much sums it up

No, be quiet must be on the list.

I thought I was going to get some tips or something.

Reminded me of a great Chappelle bit:

Funny.

I'd add, do the dishes, then make me a sammich.

(03-10-2012 03:54 PM)Bearcatbdub Wrote:  I thought I was going to get some tips or something.

just write her inane poetry like i do for my lady. i started off really sweet, but then i regressed to something like this:

perhaps i'll be fashionable, when i'm old and gray

tailored suits
don't suit
a body like me
perhaps they'd suit
anybody
but me

perhaps when
i'm old and gray
i'll don
a suit of gray
perhaps a bowtie
and a cane
to match my sway

perhaps i'll don
a top hat
when the kids have gone away
yes i will be fashionable
each and every day

Lush, you are a renaissance man. Keep in mind that not everyone call pull off poetry.I would try something like:

There once was a girl from Grant's Pass
She had a really nice ass
Not pretty and pink
as you might think
It had two long ears and ate grass.

(03-11-2012 12:00 PM)beck Wrote:  Lush, you are a renaissance man. Keep in mind that not everyone call pull off poetry.I would try something like:

There once was a girl from Grant's Pass
She had a really nice ass
Not pretty and pink
as you might think
It had two long ears and ate grass.

reminds me of the time when a few friends of mine and i were cabrewing on the whitewater river over the summer. one friend says

"sure wish we'd see some girls while we's on the water"

to which my other friend responds

"round the bend, i reckon we can find some goats"

to which my other friend says

"if i had my boots on, it'd be a whole 'nother story"

it went something like that, but less colloquial

I'm please a woman the old fashion way.
I'll give you a hint since this is a family friendly board. It's 6 inches long (soft) and 2 inches wide.

da pleezer