(01-19-2012 10:05 AM)baltimorehuskie Wrote: LOL, remember when CrazyWilly had the conversation with that other board identity that he created, and the other guy "found" the recruiting video of him?
This reminds me of a story my cousin Scott told me one night while drinking Busch Light and playing horse down in Charleston.
True story.
My cousin is from Charleston proper, not that far from EIU but in a remoter part of town on a big piece of land. He raises a half-dozen cattle a year on the land as a hobby and for meat, so he had a pasture in the back 40....
Anywho, Scott had a hillbilly neighbor who didn't pay his electric bill to the electrical co-op. So when the co-op shut off his neighbors power, his neighbor pulled his meter up out of the ground, then did something to re-route the electrial supply lines. His neighbor replaced his meter, and restored his power and went on like nothing was different.
So of course the power company figures this out and then shuts off the neighbors power at the pole. Since this wasn't acceptable to the neighbor, the neighbor shimmied up the pole and then re-set the power breaker. This is even more awesome considering as far as Scott knew, the guy wouldn't have known an electrical outlet from a hole in the wall, let alone very dangerous high voltage transformers, but was out working on
power company electrical transformers to keep the lights on.....
A couple days later, the power company took the neighbors meter so power physically couldn't get to his house. Now, if you are a hillbilly, obviously the next step in your plan to keep the power on was to steal my cousin's meter. Because when Scott comes home there is no power at his place, there is a big hole in the side of his house, and his neighbor's lights are blazing away. Scott quickly figured out what happened, so he called the power company, and the power company called the Coles County Sheriff. The Sheriff hauled him off to jail for theft of Scott's meter plus theft of power.
You think the story is over? Not so fast, my friend. It actually gets better.
When Scott's hillbilly neighbor got out of jail, he apologized to Scott and
gave him a pig to keep the cattle company in the back 40. All was OK after that....
Scott's crazy electrical stealing neighbor's name is of course Willy. And Scott now calls him, of course, Crazy Willy.
(Scott named the pig Free Willy, and probably still has a couple sides of Free Willy pork shoulder in the freezer. It grew to be a pretty big pig.)
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Why in the hell did you put that pic on here? I could happily go the rest of my life without having to see HWSNBN