Translations of Common Euphemisms

DEMOCRAT.................................... REPUBLICAN
Arsenal of Weapons........................ Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands.......................... Swamp
Undocumented Worker.......................Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials..................... Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery........................ Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed............................... Well-protected
Narrow-minded.............................. Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share................. Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control............... Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives.............. Fireworks or Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass.................... Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity............. Socialism
Multicultural Community................... High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress............... Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich "................ Self-Employed
Progressive, Change........................ Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged.............. Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle.................................... Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future............... Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform.......................... Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater........ Conservative
Truants........................................ Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed..................... Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine.................. Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot............................. Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves...................... Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee.......................... Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich ".................. Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby............................. NRA Members
Assault Weapon........................... Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus .............................New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage....................... Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting...... Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
Accepted Facts............................. Horse Pucky

AWESOME POST! OH SO FREAKIN' TRUE!

I'm going to go ahead and guess that you are a fan of the new Rick Perry video as well.

(Sarcasm) Let's go ahead and give MG61 his own section so he can post his military posts and self-righteous right wing crap in it all he wants. I mean it is taking up like 15% of the front page of this off topic forum and that is all he ever posts. I'm opposed to being forced to read this vile, repugnant garbage.(Sarcasm)

We get it, if you aren't white, rich, Republican and Christian you aren't a ******* human being.

well Paul, we DID create this seperate board so these kinds of posts wouldn't clutter up the Sports board. Just sayin'.

(12-10-2011 12:52 PM)Paul of Troy Wrote:  I'm going to go ahead and guess that you are a fan of the new Rick Perry video as well.
(Sarcasm) Let's go ahead and give MG61 his own section so he can post his military posts and self-righteous right wing crap in it all he wants. I mean it is taking up like 15% of the front page of this off topic forum and that is all he ever posts. I'm opposed to being forced to read this vile, repugnant garbage.(Sarcasm)

We get it, if you aren't white, rich, Republican and Christian you aren't a ******* human being.

POT. Don't beleive that you have the where-with-all to venture a guess as to what I or anyone else may be thinking. Just stick to the mindless comments that are more your style.

(12-10-2011 12:52 PM)Paul of Troy Wrote:  We get it, if you aren't white, rich, Republican and Christian you aren't a ******* human being.

You forgot straight. Don't forget that one. We hate teh gheys too.

And we're cool with the poor. We need someone to look down on while they clean our marble tiled bathrooms. We just need to make sure they get back behind our gold plated commodes.

Just playing along with your narrative...

(12-11-2011 01:01 AM)Raider_ATO Wrote:  

(12-10-2011 12:52 PM)Paul of Troy Wrote:  We get it, if you aren't white, rich, Republican and Christian you aren't a ******* human being.

You forgot straight. Don't forget that one. We hate teh gheys too.

And we're cool with the poor. We need someone to look down on while they clean our marble tiled bathrooms. We just need to make sure they get back behind our gold plated commodes.

Just playing along with your narrative...

Cool story?