I'll start this weekend off right. EZU doesn't stand a chance. Not only is our #18 rushing offense gonna roll over EZU's D, but Austin Davis looks poised to throw for 10 touchdowns on that infamous Butt Pirate secondary. Dominique Davis will be tossing up picks for the taking while that "intimidating" crowd of 50,000+ sits silently on their hands. It's time for another classic Southern Miss butt rape of East Carolina, and I can't wait!

26-10 lifetime and we own Greenville. Be sure to tune in next week as we beat Mickey Mouse University-Defector School in the comfy confines of The Rock.

Signed,

#25 Southern Miss

*F@ck these realignment threads. We care about actual football games here in C-USA

I like it. Can we please free Hummel? He deserves to be back on the board for all this craziness.

Tagged: For Saturday at 8PM...

Did I mention Southern Miss has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

Even as a USM fan, I thought that was funny.





So, I guess this thread is the OFFICIAL ECU/USM smack thread. BRING IT ON!

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

Haha visordouche, I like the sound of that. We should get that trademarked or does Spurrier lay claim to that?

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

I don't know what's worse: that insult, or Terry Holland begging on all fours for Big East inclusion and getting rejected?

Tebow > East Carolina

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

I wonder how those tires his kids got him for his Vet are working out?

(11-03-2011 09:45 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

I don't know what's worse: that insult, or Terry Holland begging on all fours for Big East inclusion and getting rejected?

You should know all about rejection...like when C.J. Wilson ran a blocked xp 95+ yards. Or when Morgan and Blacknall laid some of your players out last year.

(11-03-2011 09:45 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

I don't know what's worse: that insult, or Terry Holland begging on all fours for Big East inclusion and getting rejected?

Not winning a CUSA Championship since '03 hurts worse.

(11-03-2011 09:46 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Tebow > East Carolina

If you're talking pre-NFL, Heisman winner from UF Tebow, then yes.

If you're talking the 2nd coming of Christ, then yes.

If you're talking starting QB for the Denver Broncos, then hell to the no.

Nuff said.

(11-03-2011 09:45 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

I don't know what's worse: that insult, or Terry Holland begging on all fours for Big East inclusion and getting rejected?

visordouche' - EXCELLENT....but it's smack. TH offering up himself for 27 butt rapes by the b-e only to be told his butt is too nasty for the b-e....that's factual and makes it the winner.

(11-03-2011 09:50 PM)ManiacMark Wrote:  



Nuff said.

One of the best hits ever.

BTW, is that guy out of the coma yet?

(11-03-2011 09:50 PM)WinOrLoseEAGLE Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:45 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

I don't know what's worse: that insult, or Terry Holland begging on all fours for Big East inclusion and getting rejected?

visordouche' - EXCELLENT....but it's smack. TH offering up himself for 27 butt rapes by the b-e only to be told his butt is too nasty for the b-e....that's factual and makes it the winner.

I'm not sure that makes USM much better seeing as how they aren't even getting a sniff this round either.

(11-03-2011 09:52 PM)ManiacMark Wrote:  BTW, is that guy out of the coma yet?

I heard he has PTSD. Any time he hears a tackle he enters the fetal position and sucks his thumb, rocking back and forth.

(11-03-2011 09:44 PM)Billy Free Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:41 PM)ECU_Drummer Wrote:  

(11-03-2011 09:32 PM)dirtybird3 Wrote:  Did I mention Jeff Bower has taken 15 out of the last 18 in Doody-Finkleston aka M.M. Roberts Stadium-East. Talk about home field advantage!

FIFY.

Your hair-gelled visordouche doesn't stand a chance in the Fick. Again. He'll be the first USM coach to lose 3 in a row to ECU.

Haha visordouche, I like the sound of that. We should get that trademarked or does Spurrier lay claim to that?

True story..................While he was hc at excuse me Miss. Tommy Tuberville was speaking to the gulf coast touchdown club. At the time Spurier was still at uf.
Tuberville asked if anyone knew why Steve wore the visor. TT said it was to hide his circumcision scar.