BeagleUSM
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Official Smack Thread
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07-02-2011 12:54 PM |
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Smaug
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RE: Smack talk
Your mother swims out to meet battleships.*
*Not really intended as a swipe at beagleagle's mother, who I'm sure is a lovely person, but rather to keep with the spirit of the thread.
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07-02-2011 01:20 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
What do you call a good looking woman on the UAB campus?
A visitor.
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07-02-2011 04:29 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
Come on we need some more people for the
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07-02-2011 04:29 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
Q. Why doesn't the Tulane Football Team have a web site?
A. They can't string three W's together.
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07-02-2011 04:32 PM |
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Smaug
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RE: Smack talk
(07-02-2011 04:29 PM)Beagleagle23 Wrote: What do you call a good looking woman on the UAB campus?
A visitor.
What's the best thing to come out of Hattiesburg?
I59 to New Orleans.
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07-02-2011 04:35 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
(07-02-2011 04:35 PM)Smaug Wrote: (07-02-2011 04:29 PM)Beagleagle23 Wrote: What do you call a good looking woman on the UAB campus?
A visitor.
What's the best thing to come out of Hattiesburg?
I59 to New Orleans.
After Sean "Snake" Anderson Namath Bear IV, 5-star recruit out of Mountain Brook, made a highly publicized announcement that he would be attending UAB instead of Alabama, the BOT quickly followed with a decision to drop UAB football.
UAB fans responded by signing a suicide pact. One fan would be chosen by casting lots. He would shoot all the others and then shoot himself.
On the day they followed through it made the front page of The Birmingham News as the city's first quadruple murder-suicide in at least 3 weeks.
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07-02-2011 04:41 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a good Memphis Tiger joke?
The guy next to him replies, Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6 feet tall, 200 lbs., and I am an Memphis grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, weighs 225, and he's a Memphis grad. And the fella next to him is 6-5, weighs 250, and he's a Memphis grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?
The first guy says, No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times.
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07-02-2011 04:52 PM |
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Smaug
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RE: Smack talk
(07-02-2011 04:52 PM)Beagleagle23 Wrote: A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a good Memphis Tiger joke?
The guy next to him replies, Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6 feet tall, 200 lbs., and I am an Memphis grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, weighs 225, and he's a Memphis grad. And the fella next to him is 6-5, weighs 250, and he's a Memphis grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?
The first guy says, No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times.
Now you've done it.
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07-02-2011 04:56 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
We need some Memphis and Tulane fans.
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07-02-2011 04:58 PM |
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RE: Smack talk
One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up: fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father. He replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "he’s a football coach at Tulane, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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07-02-2011 04:59 PM |
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Smaug
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RE: Smack talk
You want this to get lively, get some Rice fans going.
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07-02-2011 05:07 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
(07-02-2011 05:07 PM)Smaug Wrote: You want this to get lively, get some Rice fans going.
Why Rice fans?
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07-02-2011 05:09 PM |
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Smaug
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RE: Smack talk
(07-02-2011 05:09 PM)Beagleagle23 Wrote: (07-02-2011 05:07 PM)Smaug Wrote: You want this to get lively, get some Rice fans going.
Why Rice fans?
They can sling some pretty clever, high-brow smack.
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07-02-2011 05:15 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
(07-02-2011 05:15 PM)Smaug Wrote: (07-02-2011 05:09 PM)Beagleagle23 Wrote: (07-02-2011 05:07 PM)Smaug Wrote: You want this to get lively, get some Rice fans going.
Why Rice fans?
They can sling some pretty clever, high-brow smack.
Yeah but their school has no room to talk.
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07-02-2011 05:16 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
What comes out of a chinaman's ass? RICE RICE RICE
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07-02-2011 06:14 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
Why do Marshall fans like smart women?
Opposites attract.
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07-02-2011 06:57 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Smack talk
What does a pirate and a pimp have in common?
They both say YO HO!
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RE: Official Smack Talk Thread
LOOK ALIKES
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07-02-2011 08:55 PM |
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BeagleUSM
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RE: Official Smack Talk Thread
LOOK ALIKES
Rice Baseball Coach Wayne Graham
Ebenezer Scrooge
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07-02-2011 09:02 PM |
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