Whats that Larry?
Get you three from the bar?
But wait, I thought you just said three?...
Now you want a whole six pack?
Wait - what?! Come Again?
Make that ten?! Well, ok Larry, but I think you might have a problem...
I think we should discuss this:
Larry! - Theres little kids present?!
I think its obvious we need to find you some help.
Enough Larry! I won't be getting you any! Thats Final.
11?
Hey wait a minute! Did you just ask him to get the beer for you? I'm not a complete idiot Larry. You're all cut-off!
I'm offically done here.
Letter from the poster:
Larry's been 8+ years sober! That is awesome and perhaps I have made a "poor judgement" of humor.
Deflecting my energy on him was to spare the players from my look-a-like skills.
I guess you could subsitute "Katie Holmes" in for every instance where I have beer in the above post and reach the same desired chcukle and I should have gone that route in the end.