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KRB · 10-16-2010 11:44 PM

You know Art Linkletter said, "Kids say the darndest things." While driving my youngest to school one day. She was about 6, so around first grade. She asked me. "Dad, was that driver a SOB or an A***ole.
I asked her why. She replied Mom says the A***oles, are in front of us, and the SOB's are behind us.
I'm sure y'all have some good ones. Lets hear some.

TJT · 10-17-2010 10:21 AM

yea that's a good one.

georgiatiger · 10-17-2010 11:17 AM

I'll never forget one where the kid was asked about something he really enjoys. He replied "coasting". Coasting? Yeah, you know.... In the morning when you're not quite awake, but you're not really asleep. You're just "coasting".

CCC · 10-17-2010 11:48 AM

My 3 year old niece, when she doesn't like what's on the radio, says , "I can't hear this." She is dead serious too, like she can't be bothered to listen to what other people want to listen to. She does the same with TV. "I can't watch this".

fathergoose714 · 10-17-2010 12:17 PM

We were watching something about National cemetery on tv and my daughter asked what it was and I said that is where all of the presidents are buried and after a long pause she said..................that must be a deep hole.

~~tennis2k4~~ · 10-18-2010 01:43 AM

confusing thread title, thought it should of been in the babe of the day forum

alterego2 · 10-19-2010 12:45 AM

When discussing his ill grandmother, my six-year-old son said matter-of-factly, "When you stop living, you die."

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