going to add an "E" after the "C" on the helmet?! I have provided a sh!tload of laughs for my school (while attending, and after graduation)! Who else has made the CMU Chief of Police p!ss his pants laughing (infamous "Breakfast of Champions" snow sculpture)? Answer: No one! No one! Who got a standing-ovation over the valeDICKtorian at our graduation ceremony?! GD-it, I want my day! If a phfucking midget can be Grand Marshal of a parade, where the phfuck am I in that line (probably at the end, where I have spent the majority of my life)?! I'd be satisfied with my name (CE) on a ring-of-@ssholes at K/S Stadium! Chrissakes, I'm in the 6th-inning of my life! Hurry the phfuck up! I've lost a kidney, beaten cancer, and kicked untold numbers of BROwNCOwS' @ss! What more does a TRUE CHIPPEWA have to do?! I'm waiting, Mr. Heeke!

You know what? I'll settle for a urinal in the East stands (and a little plaque that says: "Here's Your Opportunity to P!ss on CE!") That's fair, isn't it? Goodness knows that if it were located in the West stands, people would be sh!ting in the urinal!

On third thought, put it in the women's bathroom. (It's my only "shot" at Cassie Keller).

You should donate one of your Trunk Broncies to the athletic dept. They can use it for a ceremonial burning right before the game this November!

Not gonna happen, CMF. I only have one, and he has so many maroon arrows in him, you can't even tell it's a BROwNCOw. Hell, he looks like a maroon porcupine!

(09-29-2010 08:13 PM)CE-SELLS-GOATS Wrote:  Not gonna happen, CMF. I only have one, and he has so many maroon arrows in him, you can't even tell it's a BROwNCOw. Hell, he looks like a maroon porcupine!

One for each CMU win, right?