Would you do Pam Ward?

First response: Yes, if drunk, and Ray Bentley was doing the color commentating, especially during the slow-mo "money shot."

Second response: No, if sober, I'd phfuck a panda, first. She must have a bush the size of Brazil, and if there's one thing I hate, it's hacking my way through a jungle with my machete!

(01-16-2010 08:55 PM)CE-SELLS-GOATS Wrote:  Would you do Pam Ward?

First response: Yes, if drunk, and Ray Bentley was doing the color commentating, especially during the slow-mo "money shot."

Second response: No, if sober, I'd phfuck a panda, first. She must have a bush the size of Brazil, and if there's one thing I hate, it's hacking my way through a jungle with my machete!

(01-16-2010 08:55 PM)CE-SELLS-GOATS Wrote:  Would you do Pam Ward?

First response: Yes, if drunk, and Ray Bentley was doing the color commentating, especially during the slow-mo "money shot."

Second response: No, if sober, I'd phfuck a panda, first. She must have a bush the size of Brazil, and if there's one thing I hate, it's hacking my way through a jungle with my machete!

Not enough beer goggles in the world...

Oh, c'mon, CMF! You get into that "jungle," find a CHImP or two, you might get to like it.

Okay, let me re-phrase the question. If you HAD to go down on one of the below, who would it be?:


Pam Ward?
Russell Crowe with t!ts?
Susan Boyle during her "Red October" month?
Rachel Ray with a double-mastectomy?
Katie Couric with down syndrome?