1 part Old Crow Whiskey
1 part Crazy Horse malt liquor
3 drops Liquid Stoopid hot sauce
1 spritz Vani-T Liquid Sun tanning spray
3 parts real Mississippi lemonade
1 Energizer battery

Shake and put in and out of the refrigerator whenever you feel like it and announcing loudly to the entire bar whenever drink is moved for a period of no less than 5 days. Serve to the guy 3 stools down from the one who originally ordered the drink.

How long until usmbacker creates a "Darrell Hackney" recipe of his own?

Oh, Lord. Here we go.

I moved this thread before someone says anything. Time to clean up the main board. Mods.........

If we could eliminate the lunatic fringe from USM, UAB, ECU, UCF, UH, & Memphis, we would have a behaving board. Of course, their would be nothing ever posted, but still.....

ha ha